Existential exercise - Help me interpret this :( on my toilet seat

I had just shaved and was about to take a piss before jumping in the shower when I noticed this sad little guy on the lid of my toilet seat. What does it mean? He appears to be part pube.

I think it's probably sad that the The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria has ruined this place. Your thoughts?

WBH posting pics of his pubis. A new high for tSwill if you ask me.

For clarification purposes, I just shaved my face. In the sink, like a normal person. The pube just appeared magically.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:For clarification purposes, I just shaved my face. In the sink, like a normal person. The pube just appeared magically.

He is risen!

Clean your bathroom. You live in filth.

Turtleneck wrote:Clean your bathroom. You live in filth.

Shut-up, dipshit. As usual, you're not seeing the light.

xsanguine wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:For clarification purposes, I just shaved my face. In the sink, like a normal person. The pube just appeared magically.

He is risen!

That didn't happen til he got in the shower.

DWags wrote:I shave in the shower. You're an animal.

Shaved in the shower since the dorm. Was camping years ago and went down to the lake one morning to clean up. Friend and his wife were there. Was a little awkward. They were both staring and then commented amazement I could shave without a mirror

Awesome thread.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I had just shaved and was about to take a piss before jumping in the shower when I noticed this sad little guy on the lid of my toilet seat. What does it mean? He appears to be part pube.

I think it's probably sad that the The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria has ruined this place. Your thoughts?

My best interpretation is:

"You ain't gettin' none for a month"

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:For clarification purposes, I just shaved my face. In the sink, like a normal person. The pube just appeared magically.

Easy. You scratched your nutsack. Pube attached to hand. Fell off during shaving. Next question.

I piss in the shower. It saves time and money. Be more efficient.

Motown Spartan wrote:I piss in the shower. It saves time and money. Be more efficient.

It's all pipes.

Motown Spartan wrote:I piss in the shower. It saves time and money. Be more efficient.

It's sterile, too. I got rid of athletes foot once years ago just by peeing on my foot every morning in the shower.

Science.

Motown Spartan wrote:I piss in the shower. It saves time and money. Be more efficient.

Do you poop in the shower?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I piss in the shower. It saves time and money. Be more efficient.

Do you poop in the shower?

And follow it up with a waffle stomp.