I'm drunk and just grabbed my hot neighbor's ass!

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-09-24, 23:20

She turned around and slapped me, grabbed my wrist and put my hands on her tits and said "You happy now? You've been staring at them all night!"

Not sure what to do. Do I tell the wife and get out ahead of anything or hope the neighbor never tells anyone?

by **The_Dude** 2016-09-24, 23:21

Noice!

by **DWags** 2016-09-24, 23:23

I have no advice for this. Good luck.

Oh, and pics

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-24, 23:25

gHost would be proud.

by Clarett's Folly 2016-09-24, 23:26

Just bang her.

by **DWags** 2016-09-24, 23:28

Clarett's Folly wrote:Just bang her.

Not good advice without pics. We're flying blind

by **SeeRockCity** 2016-09-24, 23:29

DWags wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:Just bang her.

Not good advice without pics. We're flying blind

this. We'll need pics of her, and the wife in order to make an informed decision.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-09-24, 23:29

Have to drink enough to blackout now. Also delete this thread

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-24, 23:31

Tell her your dick is bleeding and you've got gout. You might get a sympathy fuck.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-09-24, 23:32

Solid.

by Clarett's Folly 2016-09-24, 23:33

DWags wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:Just bang her.

Not good advice without pics. We're flying blind

Good call. Rookie mistake by me.

by SomeFanName 2016-09-24, 23:39

Do that to your wife first. Wait a day or two, the perfect segue into you doing that to the neighbor. Makes it easier to bring it up.

by **NigelUno** 2016-09-25, 00:01

Hey honey?

I was staring at "Jennifer"'s tits, so she made me touch them!

by aualum06 2016-09-25, 00:03

Fake/Real? Bra/No Bra? We need more details and pictures. But three way

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-25, 02:21

Did she make you call her Kitty Cat?

by **Cameron** 2016-09-25, 02:33

Threesome. Can't hurt to at least ask, maybe tWife will be on board with the idea.

But seriously, pics.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-09-25, 08:03

If you want to stay married, come clean. Explain to your wife that if she would get her lazy ass onto shape you wouldn't have to be grabbing other women's asses.

Oh and go down to the other women's house and blame your wife.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-25, 09:21

I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-09-25, 09:24

Floyd Robertson wrote:I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

Or in high school

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-25, 09:25

The_Dude wrote:Noice!

This is just as annoying as "beer thirty."

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-25, 09:28

kingstonlake wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

Or in high school

Good point. I hadn't sunk to that level of thought yet, but the day's still young.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-09-25, 09:43

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Noice!

This is just as annoying as "beer thirty."

What Evs!

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-25, 10:55

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Noice!

This is just as annoying as "beer thirty."

Beer me brah!

by **DWags** 2016-09-25, 10:56

Guy is just... welll.... whatever. He is who he is.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-25, 11:10

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

This is just as annoying as "beer thirty."

Beer me brah!

NOICE!!

by **Dendrobates** 2016-09-25, 11:21

Well. The divorce is still an option right? Just go for it.

Curious what happened after you made this thread!

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by **Motown Spartan** 2016-09-25, 12:28

Floyd Robertson wrote:I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

Widowed and without any action in 3 years.

by **DWags** 2016-09-25, 12:29

Motown Spartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

Widowed and without any action in 3 years.

Did that 3 year streak end last night?

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-25, 12:41

This sounds like it was out of a movie...

by Guest 2016-09-25, 12:42

Motown Spartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I know I'm late to the party but I think we need to establish if the hot neighbor's ass is married or single.

Widowed and without any action in 3 years.

Then you're a shitty neighbor. She's needed comforting and you failed her.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-09-25, 15:40

I think the failed update says it all. I'm drunk and just grabbed my hot neighbor's ass! 3557613862

by **kingstonlake** 2016-09-25, 21:23

Never has a thread had more promise and been a bigger let down.

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-09-25, 21:25

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-25, 21:26

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-25, 21:31

kingstonlake wrote:Never has a thread had more promise and been a bigger let down.

Yep. So much promise and so little delivered.

by **The Pantry** 2016-09-25, 21:41

hot...check
grabbed her ass...check
she put your hands on her tits...check
widowed and horny...check

As others have mentioned...3-way. It's the only plausible solution.

You just need to talk your wife into it. PM Dendro for tips

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-25, 21:49

by **Motown Spartan** 2016-09-25, 22:00

The Pantry wrote:hot...check
grabbed her ass...check
she put your hands on her tits...check
widowed and horny...check

As others have mentioned...3-way. It's the only plausible solution.

You just need to talk your wife into it. PM Dendro for tips

I'm seriously contemplating this course of action. If the idea came from the neighbor it might increase the likelihood of it happening. I just have to figure out where the neighbor wants to go with this. She's been gone most of the day so I haven't seen her yet.

by Clarett's Folly 2016-09-25, 22:24

Motown Spartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:hot...check
grabbed her ass...check
she put your hands on her tits...check
widowed and horny...check

As others have mentioned...3-way. It's the only plausible solution.

You just need to talk your wife into it. PM Dendro for tips

I'm seriously contemplating this course of action. If the idea came from the neighbor it might increase the likelihood of it happening. I just have to figure out where the neighbor wants to go with this. She's been gone most of the day so I haven't seen her yet.

Send her a dick pic to move things along.

by **Cameron** 2016-09-25, 22:28

Motown Spartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:hot...check
grabbed her ass...check
she put your hands on her tits...check
widowed and horny...check

As others have mentioned...3-way. It's the only plausible solution.

You just need to talk your wife into it. PM Dendro for tips

I'm seriously contemplating this course of action. If the idea came from the neighbor it might increase the likelihood of it happening. I just have to figure out where the neighbor wants to go with this. She's been gone most of the day so I haven't seen her yet.

Have you ever seen the movie Fanboys? Probably not, it's not that good so not many people have. Anyway, it's a movie about Star Wars nerds trying to see Episode 1 before it comes out. At one point, one of the characters makes a speech about how the greatest thing Luke Skywalker ever did was destroy the Death Star, and how that singular achievement completely changed his life and who he was forever, and how every person needs to find their own Death Star, that one achievement that they put all of their focus towards that will bring them happiness and glory forever.

This is your Death Star. Make us proud.

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