Poll: Better attraction at the zoo

The awesome animals, or the milfs in short skirts? Tough call, but I'm taking the milfs.

Most fun thing to do at the zoo, is when you're leaving, get your group and start running at the entrance in a panicked run, and just everyone start screaming "They're loose, they're loose" as you're running out.

It generates a pretty good reaction.

(can't remember the comedian who did that bit so I can't give proper credit)

I like my women to smell like the penguin house.

y2kMgrad wrote:The awesome animals, or the milfs in short skirts? Tough call, but I'm taking the milfs.

The cougars

I'd be happy if they just played this commercial every now and then.

You've always sucked as a poster.

Please dear lord find another place for your band spit. Not here. No. You're a dork.

A scUM boy ,... Please remember as I do -- that your ass proclaimed Brady hoke as the best coach in the conference - if not the Nation .... And UM as by far the greatest college and best sports program in the world.


I'm sickened that you're tolerated , let alone geronte. Eat forever the corn from my shite... Two faced coward fool nerd scum fanboy.

That was@ waytoogaymgrad

DroppedByADime wrote:You've always sucked as a poster.  

Please dear lord find another place for your band spit.   Not here.   No.    You're a dork.

A scUM boy ,... Please remember as I do -- that your ass proclaimed Brady hoke as the best  coach in the conference - if not the Nation .... And UM as  by far the greatest college and best sports program in the world.  


I'm sickened that you're tolerated , let alone geronte.    Eat forever the corn from my shite... Two faced coward fool nerd scum fanboy.  

Lulz  

Don't stoop for the MILFs, the yummy mummy is where it's at. They're under 30, first kid, just starting to look around as they realize their husband is a dick who's afraid of diapers and getting up in the night. They soon notice that the preschool drop off is full of dishy dads taking care of shit, giving them a little smile as they hold the door open so they don't have to struggle with the baby carrier. The yummy mummies are the ones you've got to work - play the competent caring masculine dad role well and they'll be glad they got their vaginas all stitched tight after Aiden ripped it apart.

DroppedByADime wrote:You've always sucked as a poster.

Please dear lord find another place for your band spit. Not here. No. You're a dork.

A scUM boy ,... Please remember as I do -- that your ass proclaimed Brady hoke as the best coach in the conference - if not the Nation .... And UM as by far the greatest college and best sports program in the world.


I'm sickened that you're tolerated , let alone geronte. Eat forever the corn from my shite... Two faced coward fool nerd scum fanboy.

Well, that escalated quickly.

As a mod....I like where this is headed.

I dislike the lack of animal and milf pictures in this thread.

Cym Jim wrote:Don't stoop for the MILFs, the yummy mummy is where it's at. They're under 30, first kid, just starting to look around as they realize their husband is a dick who's afraid of diapers and getting up in the night. They soon notice that the preschool drop off is full of dishy dads taking care of shit, giving them a little smile as they hold the door open so they don't have to struggle with the baby carrier. The yummy mummies are the ones you've got to work - play the competent caring masculine dad role well and they'll be glad they got their vaginas all stitched tight after Aiden ripped it apart.

This.

y2kMgrad wrote:The awesome animals, or the milfs in short skirts? Tough call, but I'm taking the milfs.

sorry   -1   you should know the rules by now.