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Hot or not: Woman that fell into vat of chocolate.....and perished

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Post by TheReal_LWS Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:31

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/14/mother-dies-after-falling-into-huge-vat-of-melted-chocolate-6322755/

On mobile so you have to open story to see her.
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Post by tGreenWay Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:36

That's a dark chocolate story.
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Post by TheReal_LWS Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:40

It was a sweet way to go.
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Post by DWags Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:54

Blanche's girls would have eaten her way out of that.
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Post by Dendrobates Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:54

A great way to lose weight by chocolate.
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Post by tTy Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 21:57

Augustus Gloop feels her pain.....  May she Rest In Reeces Pieces....
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Post by MattyFresh Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 22:08

Death... by Chocolate
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Post by GRR Spartan Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 22:22

I didn't know Wonka had expanded to Russia.
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Post by tGreenWay Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 23:00

She's in love with the cocoa.
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Post by tGreenWay Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 23:05

This chocolate death news is bound to syrup some painful memories for others who've lost loved ones to chocolate factory deaths. I expect it will shake some to the creamy centers of their souls.
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Post by tGreenWay Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 23:14

When asked by a reporter how he's doing following the death of his wife in a vat of chocolate, the new widower didn't mince words: "I've bean better," he replied.
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Post by MattyFresh Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 23:49

tGreenWay wrote:When asked by a reporter how he's doing following the death of his wife in a vat of chocolate, the new widower didn't mince words: "I've bean better," he replied.

Reporters managed an interview with a coworker. After being asked if she could of helped she stated, "it just wasn't in my bag of Twix"
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Post by goodbar Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 9:49

gHost Spartan wrote:One of the funniest death/food/factory stories I ever read was a guy who was accidentally locked in the turkey baking oven in California and he got cooked with a bunch of turkeys. I couldn't stop laughing as I read that story. Dude literally got cooked a massive oven with a bunch of turkeys Hot or not: Woman that fell into vat of chocolate.....and perished 1966794946 Hot or not: Woman that fell into vat of chocolate.....and perished 502811600

EDIT: It was tuna not turkeys

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/04/28/bumble-bee-foods-tuna-worker-cooked/26517161/

I recall that. If I remember correctly, the workers on the line were the first to notice something had gone drastically wrong.

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Post by goodbar Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:24

its a mixed up world.
tGreenWay wrote:This chocolate death news is bound to syrup some painful memories for others who've lost loved ones to chocolate factory deaths. I expect it will shake some to the creamy centers of their souls.

its a mixed up world.
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Post by Death Roe Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:26

Hi Goodbar.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:27

Nice outdoor background in her wedding pic.  I guess it was too hard to actually, you know, go outdoors.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:27

goodbar wrote:its a mixed up world.
tGreenWay wrote:This chocolate death news is bound to syrup some painful memories for others who've lost loved ones to chocolate factory deaths. I expect it will shake some to the creamy centers of their souls.

its a mixed up world.

Yup, and it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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Post by TheReal_LWS Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:31

Life is like a box of chocolates. But death is like a vat of chocolate.
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