My cat has issues.

Fucker always puts his cap on when he wants to go for a walk.  So, I do tonight, cause he's begging to hit the back yard and sniff around what 's been going down.  Well, evidently, he smelled a blunt on the patio.  And he ate it.



So, then he comes inside and begs for the nip too.  He gets so fucked up, he doesn't even take his hat off and he's passed out sound asleep.   Fucker has serious problems with the weed and the nip.   I might have to cut him off.

I had grilled chicken with broccoli for dinner tonight.

Enjoyable story. What kinda shit do you like from Costco though¿

Cat's a fucking addict and you're sending me to costco? The fuck? I need to have an intervention.

Cat have a skateboard too?

Looks like a slacker

GRR Spartan wrote:Cat have a skateboard too?

Looks like a slacker

Drinks beer too. I think he's a Buddhist. I know that fucker was a human in a different life. I don't think he's going to evolve to a higher life form though, he's such a fucking high on, he's probalby coming back as a rat or a fly next life cycle. He doesn't seem to care either. I've tried everything with him.

Wags, how old is your cat? He looks exactly like mine.

This is my guy. Same mitten paws and white hair on the chest.

Death Roe wrote:Wags, how old is your cat? He looks exactly like mine.

11 or 12. I have to ask my kids. It's one of them.

Yes that Kleenex by my bed was for fapping (pic was taken in 2012 when I was single)

Death Roe wrote:This is my guy. Same mitten paws and white hair on the chest.

Looks like he wants weed too. My cat is like 35 lbs. He has big problems. He parties way too much.

35 LBS?!

He's only about 15 LBS. He's my nog.

DR, you need to clean your room.

Looks like it could be a cousin. You can see in my Avatar how fat my cat is. People come over and just laugh. He doesn't even give a fuck either. Just wants nip and some bud if I have it.

Turtleneck wrote:DR, you need to clean your room.

That's from 4 years ago. I'm in a clean apartment now.

#blessedlife

Death Roe wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:DR, you need to clean your room.

That's from 4 years ago. I'm in a clean apartment now.

Thank goodness. I was worried about you again. I had just stopped worrying about you after your windshield got fixed.

DWags wrote:Looks like it could be a cousin. You can see in my Avatar how fat my cat is. People come over and just laugh. He doesn't even give a fuck either. Just wants nip and some bud if I have it.

That's incredible how much they look alike. He's 8 years old, so no chance. Maybe he's my cat's dad. That'd be hilarious.

Turtleneck wrote:

Death Roe wrote:

That's from 4 years ago. I'm in a clean apartment now.

Thank goodness. I was worried about you again. I had just stopped worrying about you after your windshield got fixed.

I'll call you tomorrow morning to let you know about my day.

Death Roe wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Thank goodness. I was worried about you again. I had just stopped worrying about you after your windshield got fixed.

I'll call you tomorrow morning to let you know about my day.

That would great, DR. I would really appreciate your call. At tSwill we are always here for each other. It is part of that #blessedlife.

TN, why don't you care about my cat?

Is that 2L of Diet Pepsi for the cat or you?

PS OP is putting his pussy on a pedestal

DWags wrote:TN, why don't you care about my cat?

I do care about your cat. I much prefer dogs, but your cat looks super cool. I would hang with him at a tailgate.

pulling69 wrote:Is that 2L of Diet Pepsi for the cat or you?

PS OP is putting his pussy on a pedestal

Diet Pepsi is my crutch.

Death Roe wrote:

pulling69 wrote:Is that 2L of Diet Pepsi for the cat or you?

PS OP is putting his pussy on a pedestal

Diet Pepsi is my crutch.

You should try meth. Much better.

Thank you, Turtleneck.

Good night. I'll call you when I wake up.

Death Roe wrote:Thank you, Turtleneck.

Good night. I'll call you when I wake up.

Death Roe wrote:Thank you, Turtleneck.

Good night. I'll call you when I wake up.

Haha, the joke is on you...That evil bastard is going to rip out your jugular in your sleep and use your throat as a litterbox.

pulling69 wrote:

Death Roe wrote:Thank you, Turtleneck.

Good night. I'll call you when I wake up.

Haha, the joke is on you...That evil bastard is going to rip out your jugular in your sleep and use your throat as a litterbox.

This is why I am skeptical of cats. They spend a lot of time plotting our deaths.

Unfortunately, Dwags, your cat is a reflection of the over eating society that envelopes the midwest folk.  Morbid obesity is on the rise, as well as diabetes and other illnesses associated with over eating.  Put down the blunt and make him take a walk.

tanfan! wrote:Unfortunately, Dwags, your cat is a reflection of the over eating society that envelopes the midwest folk.  Morbid obesity is on the rise, as well as diabetes and other illnesses associated with over eating.  Put down the blunt and make him take a walk.

Are you crazy? He also has guns.