Is Travis of The Cosmos the sexiest poster of all-time?

Beyond all of the obvious sexiness that exudes from his posts, let's look at all the times other posters have lusted for him.

Death Roe wrote:

I lust for you trav

Pylon wrote:
Please send me nudes thx

Greenway wrote:

*flashes tits lustily at Travis*

LWS wrote:

Me and camp counselor Wesley were curious if you were down for a three way Friday

Turtleneck wrote:

*muffled noises* (they're good though)

Nordic wrote:

I love your butt

Bob wrote:

Come to the east Lansing game this week without a shirt on Travis

Goose wrote:

You are a sexy beast

The future Mrs. Travis must've found his password to tSwill.

This thread makes me uncomfortable because I'm tingly down there.

Without question.

DWags wrote:This thread makes me uncomfortable because I'm tingly down there.

My long-dormant hemorrhoids are starting to itch.

DWags wrote:This thread makes me uncomfortable because I'm tingly down there.

You should call Consumers and have them look for bees in your crotch.

Fuck. No.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Fuck. No.

If there's one thing I've learned about pylon it's that until he utters the agreed upon code word, no means yes, yes means yes, please take the hot iron off of my genitals means move it to my anus, etc etc.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Fuck. No.

If there's one thing I've learned about pylon it's that until he utters the agreed upon code word, no means yes, yes means yes, please take the hot iron off of my genitals means move it to my anus, etc etc.

I wish I could perma ban you right now.

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote:This thread makes me uncomfortable because I'm tingly down there.

My long-dormant hemorrhoids are starting to itch.

Don't want to analyze this.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

If there's one thing I've learned about pylon it's that until he utters the agreed upon code word, no means yes, yes means yes, please take the hot iron off of my genitals means move it to my anus, etc etc.

I wish I could perma ban you right now.

Just give him a fifteen minute timeout on Saturday afternoon, starting at 2pm.

LooseGoose wrote:

The Pantry wrote:My long-dormant hemorrhoids are starting to itch.

Don't want to analyze this.

That's why we have gastroenterologists and proctologists available, so we don't have to be the ones to analyze that shit.