Home Remedies and what not

Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?

MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?

Right ear or left?

If you have any Frank's Reed Hot sauce you have a solution.

Warm it a little and pour it into the eye opposite the infected ear.

Yeah. Emergency room and drugs. Best home remedy ever. Go.

Assholes

My remedy works. Real doctors real drugs.

Getting a blowjob always makes me feel better. Always. You're welcome.

gHost Spartan wrote:Ear infections are extremely dangerous and you need to see a doctor. Do you have vertigo or nausea? I was misdiagnosed with ear infections for almost two years until the ENT doctor diagnosed me with Meniere's Disease.

Manqueers disease?

MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?

Familiar with garlic oil for ear infections but not sesame.

Have you tried ear candles?

You need to find one of Khan's pets. Cleared up Chekov's problem right quick.

The Pantry wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day.  Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?

Familiar with garlic oil for ear infections but not sesame.

Have you tried ear candles?

Isn't the ear candling really bad?
Yeah it was basically a garlic oil and it made my ear feel better now an hour later.

Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft. Blanch went to medical school.

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft. Blanch went to medical school.

But I thought we liked Matty. That would suck if he couldn't hear us yelling at him the next time he ran a Super Bowl squares

DWags wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft.   Blanch went to medical school.

But I thought we liked Matty. That would suck if he couldn't hear us yelling at him the next time he ran a Super Bowl squares

I couldn't hear you last time either

I was hoping for some remedy from goose where i would drink a giblet shake and feel instantly better. I like home shit anyway, I use a lot of apple cider vinegar for random shit when i am sick.

DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

And drinking and BBQ brah

Nyquil and whiskey. My dad makes something he calls cough syrup. Something like maple syrup and bourbon. Hat it up a little. I dunno, sounded too sweet to me. Then there is ginger tea and tequila or whiskey. Then there's just whiskey.

Have a heating pad? Put it on that ear and the heat will help with the ear ache.

Combine it with some ear drops and sleep it off.

InTenSity wrote:Nyquil and whiskey. My dad makes something he calls cough syrup. Something like maple syrup and bourbon. Hat it up a little. I dunno, sounded too sweet to me. Then there is ginger tea and tequila or whiskey. Then there's just whiskey.

My mom used to give me a TB of bourbon and honey warmed up. Put me right to sleep.

Earwig will eat that infection right up. Just don't leave it in too long or it'll eat its way through your brain and out the other ear.

Spit on it and rub it in the dirt.

Also, +1 for whatnot.

Did you know that ear infections leading to mastoiditis were one of the leading causes of death in children before antibiotics?

Most ear infections do clear up on their own, but if it does not happen in a reasonable period of time you need an antibiotic - not garlic oil.

MSU addict wrote:Did you know that ear infections leading to mastoiditis were one of the leading causes of death in children before antibiotics?

Most ear infections do clear up on their own, but if it does not happen in a reasonable period of time you need an antibiotic - not garlic oil.

Thank god. I can't believe there are this many people who just dont' want to swallow one small pill for a week. Lord. go to the ER buy the damn antibiotic. Heal. You'll be drininking like a champ on friday