Graham Glasgow, a Michigan man...

http://www.freep.com/article/20140604/SPORTS06/306040124/graham-glasgow-dui-arrest-michigan

Use a BAC, the dude is 300lbs and claims he drank 5 beers over a period of 5 1/2 hours. Something doesn't add up to his .13 the cops came up with, unless he was talking about five 40's. Whatever, Hoke will give him the afternoon off against their rival Appalachian State and be done with it.

Jake from State Farm wrote:Use a BAC, the dude is 300lbs and claims he drank 5 beers over a period of 5 1/2 hours. Something doesn't add up to his .13 the cops came up with, unless he was talking about five 40's. Whatever, Hoke will give him the afternoon off against their rival Appalachian State and be done with it.

OL generally get their own 24-pack, this I know from much experience. They operate on another drinking plane, due to their fat assness,

Jake from State Farm wrote:Use a BAC, the dude is 300lbs and claims he drank 5 beers over a period of 5 1/2 hours. Something doesn't add up to his .13 the cops came up with, unless he was talking about five 40's. Whatever, Hoke will give him the afternoon off against their rival Appalachian State and be done with it.

Or he hadn't eaten. .13 isn't staggeringly drunk

This thread is worthless without pictures of the drunk volleyball player.

There were two passengers in the front passenger seat — one buckled in and another, U-M volleyball player Lexi Dannemiller, on top of that passenger, with her body barely in the car while it was moving, according to the report.

Ann Arbor police officer Patrick Maguire observed that Dannemiller “was hanging from inside the vehicle such that her waist and everything above was outside the vehicle.” He also noted in the report that she was “screaming at pedestrians.”

Jake from State Farm wrote:Use a BAC, the dude is 300lbs and claims he drank 5 beers over a period of 5 1/2 hours. Something doesn't add up to his .13 the cops came up with, unless he was talking about five 40's. Whatever, Hoke will give him the afternoon off against their rival Appalachian State and be done with it.

He would have needed to drink 3 times that much to have a .13 BAC.

LooseGoose wrote:This thread is worthless without pictures of the drunk volleyball player.

Kudos to Glasgow for having the best looking chick in AA in his car.

Are we still thugs?

"According to the police report, which was obtained through a public-records request, Glasgow was driving his white Chevrolet Suburban at 8:39 p.m. near William and State streets in Ann Arbor. At least seven other passengers were in the car — or almost in the car.

There were two passengers in the front passenger seat — one buckled in and another, U-M volleyball player Lexi Dannemiller, on top of that passenger, with her body barely in the car while it was moving, according to the report.

Ann Arbor police officer Patrick Maguire observed that Dannemiller “was hanging from inside the vehicle such that her waist and everything above was outside the vehicle.” He also noted in the report that she was “screaming at pedestrians.”

The vehicle’s rear tailgate was open, and items were “partially falling” from the car as it was moving, the report states."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Sounds just like a scene out of one of those made from Hollywood college comedies.

Jake from State Farm wrote:Use a BAC, the dude is 300lbs and claims he drank 5 beers over a period of 5 1/2 hours. Something doesn't add up to his .13 the cops came up with, unless he was talking about five 40's. Whatever, Hoke will give him the afternoon off against their rival Appalachian State and be done with it.

At most, sit him for the 1st quarter, with that woeful O-line they can't risk a whole game without him against a powerhouse like Appy State.

Larry Kazamias wrote:
Kudos to Glasgow for having the best looking chick in AA in his car.

She do got a booty...