If one of you died, would we know about it?

seriously,

I don't think TN is dead, but do any of us know him personally? If I died there are a couple guys on here who know me off the Message board, so I think maybe they'd say something, but it they didn't who really cares? I guess I'm asking is there anyone on this board that nobody knows off the board and if you kicked we would never find out?

You think we should have a buddy system?

I thought that one guy died in Italy, but I guess the wifi just went down.

I'm going to need someone to hide my porn stash. And trim my porn stache, since hair keeps growing after the body has died.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You think we should have a buddy system?

I do Travis. If we don't look out for each other, who will?

I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

tGreenWay wrote:I'm going to need someone to hide my porn stash. And trim my porn stache, since hair keeps growing after the body has died.

father in law is 78 now, but he taught Mortuary science at Wayne State and he used to fix people up real good. Had my wife do a couple of eyebrow stitches and hair things because back in the day before she went to MSU he was trying to get her into the family business. So, what I"m saying is, she hasn't done it in like 30 years, but I'll ask and tell her about your porn stuff. She might help

Johnny Spirit would stop showing up half-naked while videotaping girls.

You should take time off this board Wags, for your own mental health.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

I think we should assign buddies. Like I'd assign Goose and Bob. They would need to meet each other and share contact information. I'm thinking Tanfan and Duffy. Vlad and Nigel. Blanch and .... blanch and ... Blanch and. WBH and Herbie. I'd hook you up with tDude

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I'm going to need someone to hide my porn stash. And trim my porn stache, since hair keeps growing after the body has died.

father in law is 78 now, but he taught Mortuary science at Wayne State and he used to fix people up real good. Had my wife do a couple of eyebrow stitches and hair things because back in the day before she went to MSU he was trying to get her into the family business. So, what I"m saying is, she hasn't done it in like 30 years, but I'll ask and tell her about your porn stuff. She might help

I certainly appreciate the offer, but Travis called it first. However, if he ever trips and falls into his own pit, I hope I can count on her.

tGreenWay wrote:I'm going to need someone to hide my porn stash. And trim my porn stache, since hair keeps growing after the body has died.

that's pretty awesome.

my current facial hair configuration features a 'stache, some fairly long side burns and scant neck scruff.

Drives the women wild.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

I think we should assign buddies. Like I'd assign Goose and Bob. They would need to meet each other and share contact information. I'm thinking Tanfan and Duffy. Vlad and Nigel. Blanch and .... blanch and ... Blanch and. WBH and Herbie. I'd hook you up with tDude

like a phone tree or something.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

You'll want to bring your truck, or a car with a really big trunk and roomy backseat.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I'm going to need someone to hide my porn stash. And trim my porn stache, since hair keeps growing after the body has died.

that's pretty awesome.

my current facial hair configuration features a 'stache, some fairly long side burns and scant neck scruff.

Drives the women wild.

Not just the women, fella.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: that's pretty awesome.

my current facial hair configuration features a 'stache, some fairly long side burns and scant neck scruff.

Drives the women wild.

Not just the women, fella.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

You'll want to bring your truck, or a car with a really big trunk and roomy backseat.

I'm gonna text you sooooooooooo many dick pics

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Not just the women, fella.

I miss that show. And Alison Brie's boobs.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You'll want to bring your truck, or a car with a really big trunk and roomy backseat.

I'm gonna text you sooooooooooo many dick pics

I'm black from the waist down.

If I don't post within 24 hours of an MSU loss, you'll know I've kicked it.

Vlad wrote:If I don't post within 24 hours of an MSU loss, you'll know I've kicked it.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I call being greenways porn stache runner buddy.

I think we should assign buddies. Like I'd assign Goose and Bob. They would need to meet each other and share contact information. I'm thinking Tanfan and Duffy. Vlad and Nigel. Blanch and .... blanch and ... Blanch and. WBH and Herbie. I'd hook you up with tDude

I'm good. My daughter has instructions for a final airing of grievances and distribution of funds.

NigelUno wrote:I thought that one guy died in Italy, but I guess the wifi just went down.

Wifi never goes down in Italy and you're stupid for suggesting as much.

I simply fell asleep on the Frecciarossa 1000 from Rome to Milan. (Yes, you can fall asleep on a train moving 185mph, and you're stupid for thinking you can't.)

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:

I think we should assign buddies. Like I'd assign Goose and Bob. They would need to meet each other and share contact information. I'm thinking Tanfan and Duffy. Vlad and Nigel. Blanch and .... blanch and ... Blanch and. WBH and Herbie. I'd hook you up with tDude

I'm good. My daughter has instructions for a final airing of grievances and distribution of funds.

I get the feeling the plan to establish an endowment to maintain a salary for Solari's continued employment at tSwill has been withdrawn.

if tGreenWay dies, we'll know because there will be a long line of MSU sorority girls lined up down Northlawn toward Harrison to pay their final respects to the man they only knew as "Meat".

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'm gonna text you sooooooooooo many dick pics

I'm black from the waist down.

I'm more like a blackhead from the waist down.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if tGreenWay dies, we'll know because there will be a long line of MSU sorority girls lined up down Northlawn toward Harrison to pay their final respects to the man they only knew as "Meat".

One of my final requests was for a three popped collar salute.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if tGreenWay dies, we'll know because there will be a long line of MSU sorority girls lined up down Northlawn toward Harrison to pay their final respects to the man they only knew as "Meat".

One of my final requests was for a three popped collar salute.

you guys can wrestle over my vinyl record collection..

Vlad wrote:If I don't post within 24 hours of an MSU loss, you'll know I've kicked it.

DWags wrote:

Vlad wrote:If I don't post within 24 hours of an MSU loss, you'll know I've kicked it.

What?? Fine, 12 hours!

In my will I'm bequeathing my account to SD.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:you guys can wrestle over my vinyl record collection..

Travis will want your substantial collection of animé porn.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:you guys can wrestle over my vinyl record collection..

Travis will want your substantial collection of animé porn.

that might be a sticky situation..

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis will want your substantial collection of animé porn.

that might be a sticky situation..

Ewwwww.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:that might be a sticky situation..

Ewwwww.

I'll need one of you to discretely delete my browser history if I croak...

I have been wondering if Fletch died.

That dude was a postaholic and then just dissappeared

Herbie Green wrote:I have been wondering if Fletch died.

That dude was a postaholic and then just dissappeared

Agreed. His entire life were message boards.