Good news for you masterbaters. Well for all of us masterbaters.

Live cancer free but get yanking. Greenway, you might need to slow down.

FML. My wife thinks this is fake news.

Death by masturbation would be a helluva way to go out.

Can you just get it all out of the way in a couple of days? Maybe set aside a weekend? Asking for a friend. His name is Travis if you don't believe me.

Turtleneck wrote:Can you just get it all out of the way in a couple of days? Maybe set aside a weekend? Asking for a friend. His name is Travis if you don't believe me.

Every day we don't masturbate is a day we risk getting cancer.

I know what I like.

Shouldn't cell phones and the internet age show a natural downward trend in prostate cancer?

I jerk it a lot. I hope that never ends.

Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

DWags wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

I'm not. I'm suggesting that technically speaking, masturbation is giving a dude a hand job whilst receiving a hand job from a dude, which equals gay. Would it be any more gay to just all fuck each other instead of jerk ourselves off?

DWags wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

It's pretty much the only way you can "tickle" yourself.

Motown Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:

Don't judge me.

I'm not. I'm suggesting that technically speaking, masturbation is giving a dude a hand job whilst receiving a hand job from a dude, which equals gay. Would it be any more gay to just all fuck each other instead of jerk ourselves off?

I'm in.

No wonder Frank Sinatra wrote that song about living until he was 105. He knew something.

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

It's only gay if a dude stick his penis in your butt while you masturbate.

Masturbation increases estrogen in your body. Have fun with your limp dicks, Gyno and high blood pressure

Bill Cain wrote:Masturbation increases estrogen in your body. Have fun with your limp dicks, Gyno and high blood pressure

It also gave me huge tits.