Hey Goose! Did you miss me while you were gone?

I'd miss me, if I were you. But what am I saying? Of course you missed me!
I missed you too, brother.

After last nights deplorable incident I’ve decided to stop replying to your cyber bullying with cyber bullying of my own greenway so instead I’m going to telling you all of the good things about this thread.


Have a good day greenway.

It's nice of you to say how much you missed my posting last night. If I were in your position, I'd've missed my posting, too. But I'm back, so there's no reason for you to be sad anymore.

Remember when you threatened to come to my home and murder me?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Remember when you threatened to come to my home and murder me?

Remember when you wished death upon me?

Is Goose's ban over? I miss the old pie maker. Never did see what caused the time out.

Fake news

Floyd Robertson wrote:Is Goose's ban over? I miss the old pie maker. Never did see what caused the time out.

He wasn’t banned he quit for awhile because the mods didn’t have cat like reflexes.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Is Goose's ban over? I miss the old pie maker. Never did see what caused the time out.

He wasn’t banned he quit for awhile because the mods didn’t have cat like reflexes.

Oh, I'm an ass-u-me then.

DWags wrote:Hey Assholes, you scared him off again. Don’t make all these fucking sudden movements. Jesus.

All of you guys write him right now and tell him you’ll have pie and raw milk.

Dicks.

I'm willing to write Goose, I'm willing to say I'll have pie and raw milk, but tell him I'll have dicks? That's a full stop.

DWags wrote:Hey Assholes, you scared him off again. Don’t make all these fucking sudden movements. Jesus.

Dicks.

and never - EVER - make direct eye contact.

Come back, Goose!!!

Bump. I love you, Goose! The world makes sense again.