Oh, meth

South Carolina woman gouges out her own eyes as a sacrifice to god.


“So I pushed my thumb, pointer, and middle finger into each eye,’ she said.
‘I gripped each eyeball, twisted, and pulled until each eye popped out of the socket.”


http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/10/blind-woman-describes-gouging-eyes-taking-crystal-meth-7377231/amp/

I'm not clicking the link, man.

Wait, does it have before/after pics?

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm not clicking the link, man.

Wait, does it have before/after pics?

Only her before pics. Gotta admit, I was kind of disappointed.

Also, she must have tiny fingers. I tried pushing three fingers into my eye socket and there’s no way they’d fit. I’ll have to use a spoon when im tripping.

Note to self: if I ever convert to being a crazy religious nut job don't do meth.

This story is pretty fucked up.

Everything in moderation.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Everything in moderation.

So, just pull out one eyeball? Save one for another trip?

Just when you think you’ve seen it all a story like this comes along.

steveschneider wrote:Just when you think you’ve seen it all a story like this comes along.

I felt so bad for her, eyeballed for a few minutes.

tGreenWay wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Just when you think you’ve seen it all a story like this comes along.

I felt so bad for her, eyeballed for a few minutes.

Haha! She was a sight for sore eyes!

steveschneider wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I felt so bad for her, eyeballed for a few minutes.

Haha! She was a sight for sore eyes!

I think they’ll sock it to her about the meth.

gHost Spartan wrote:I had a case a long time ago with a chick (she was actually pretty hot, fwiw) who stuffed a meth pipe (with meth) up her vagina so she could smoke it in jail. It fell out onto the floor and broke, alerting officers, and she was charged with new crimes.

Tell her next time to try her butthole.

DWags wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

Haha! She was a sight for sore eyes!

I think they’ll sock it to her about the meth.

Hahaha!

She was just trying to show the Lord she’s a holey woman.

https://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-police-drug-bust-meth-pounds-arrest-13191062.php



Robert Clower, 65, of Electra was charged with manufacture/delivery of a controlled substance in a drug-free zone and possession of chemicals with intent to manufacture.

Was hoping he was actually a 35-year-old woman. Now, that would’ve been a shocker.