Internet pastor: Masturbating is the same as having gay sex

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/04/01/internet-pastor-dont-masturbate-because-its-gay-sex/

Guest is gay!

Why is this in tSwill? This is a public service announcement that should be in the main page. We could maybe pray the gay away.

By this pastor’s measure, I’d guess 98% of all men are gay, and the other 2% are lying.

And DWags, feel free to move this out of the Bin and into Beaumont, if you’d like.

What if I'm jerking while thinking of Brad Pitt? Is that like a double negative?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:What if I'm jerking while thinking of Brad Pitt? Is that like a double negative?

Prepare to be smited or smitten or whatever the heck is that happens to you when some no name pastor feels like you've violated his interpretation of that book they're always hauling around with them.

Waiting on LWS to comment before proceeding any further

I must watch a lot of gay porn.

His entire premise is an incredible leap of faith.

That’s just a sad life without masturbation.