Caption This With the 2nd To Last Text You Sent..

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:34

"you do what you think is best, sweetie. Love you".

scratch

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:35

"I can only imagine the toll it is taking. We'll find time when we're meant to."

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:"I can only imagine the toll it is taking. We'll find time when we're meant to."

Caption This With the 2nd To Last Text You Sent.. 502811600

by **The Pantry** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:46

"Badass. Horsepower?"

by **InTenSity** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:48

If Stacy doesn't have time to scan in the approved contract, can you ask someone else? I need that and the freight, unless it's all in her packet.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 9:53

Does Vegas know something we don't? Have they seen our injury list? Are the Scott's coming back this week?

by **tGreenWay** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 10:25

by **Rocinante** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 11:00

You can pee in the sink if you want. :/

by AvgMSUJoe Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 12:18

You know the repercussions.

by **DWags** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 12:27

No, the fucking accountants didn't differentiate WWT and MCI in a column you sent. We're all set, but they were pissed at me, now I'm pissed at them. Thx.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 12:29

Rocinante wrote:You can pee in the sink if you want. :/

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 12:30

DWags wrote:No, the fucking accountants didn't differentiate WWT and MCI in a column you sent. We're all set, but they were pissed at me, now I'm pissed at them. Thx.

sounds rather official.. Caption This With the 2nd To Last Text You Sent.. 502811600

I typically just text my wife and daughter goofing off.

by **Wally Fairway** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 13:28

Yeah, that's our cost

by **Cameron** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 15:05

I'd share mine, but my second most recent text just so happens to be arranging the details for a certain transaction that may or may not be less than 100% legal, so I'll just keep it to myself.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 15:54

Cameron wrote:I'd share mine, but my second most recent text just so happens to be arranging the details for a certain transaction that may or may not be less than 100% legal, so I'll just keep it to myself.

Things I do not miss.

by **Dr. Strangelove** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 16:00

Hey. Watsky is Saturday. We will Uber in to it. I'm not sure on time yet because I'm waiting to hear what time we need to be there. But will probably leave 4 or 430.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 16:09

I like my last text better:
Running errands. Leaving goodwill now. Heading home to help and pee.

by **Death Roe** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 16:13

(Address of the rehearsal dinner)

by SawGreen Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 19:44

"Better or worse?"

by aualum06 Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 19:48

Can't trust anything

by **Death Roe** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 20:14

"so the only person to not wish me good luck was that fucking douchebag Rocinante. I mean, that guy, seriously? He has the temerity, the unmitigated gall, to sit there and bloviate about me and not wish me good luck this weekend? He should be ashamed of himself."

by **Rocinante** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:05

I’m jealous. I don’t want to lose you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:07

I want to skullfuck you.

by **y2kMgrad** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:16

"With the cutout of Alyssa Milano popping up behind him"

by **The Pantry** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:19

y2kMgrad wrote:"With the cutout of Alyssa Milano popping up behind him"

She was hot until I discovered her nipples were so pale

by **Rocinante** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:25

The Pantry wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:"With the cutout of Alyssa Milano popping up behind him"
She was hot until I discovered her nipples were so pale

Judges ruling: were going to need a link, Alex.

by **The Pantry** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:46

Rocinante wrote:
The Pantry wrote:She was hot until I discovered her nipples were so pale

Judges ruling: were going to need a link, Alex.

Google her name followed by the words nude or topless and check the images.

Jeez...how stupid are you? Too much time in Wyoming?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:46

Wyoming seems beautiful, roc.

by **Rocinante** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:48

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wyoming seems beautiful, roc.

It is otpt. Thanks. Winter starts a little too early here though.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 2 Oct 2018 - 23:54

Rocinante wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wyoming seems beautiful, roc.

It is otpt. Thanks. Winter starts a little too early here though.

I don’t mind that - Jackson Hole is on my ski pass.

by **tGreenWay** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 0:02

The Pantry wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Judges ruling: were going to need a link, Alex.
Google her name followed by the words nude or topless and check the images.

Jeez...how stupid are you? Too much time in Wyoming?

You’re nuts. I just checked. Younger Alyssa Milano has spectacular ones. So what if they’re a couple shades lighter? Pretend she’s a redhead. Those were damn near perfect.

by **Rocinante** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 0:09

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Google her name followed by the words nude or topless and check the images.

Jeez...how stupid are you? Too much time in Wyoming?

You’re nuts. I just checked. Younger Alyssa Milano has spectacular ones. So what if they’re a couple shades lighter? Pretend she’s a redhead. Those were damn near perfect.

I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE!!

Note: there were titties here and you missed them.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 0:15

by **tGreenWay** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 0:18

by **The Pantry** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 0:21

Prepare for the board going down. Thanks Roc.

btw...the chick with her face between Alyssa's pale nips is Charlotte Lewis, who had a pretty great rack of her own.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 7:54

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 7:54

so... which picture are we now captioning..?

Shocked

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 9:39

Those are some perfect titties. Caption This With the 2nd To Last Text You Sent.. 3493939353

by **Death Roe** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 14:04

Aw damnit I missed them

by **Cameron** Wed 3 Oct 2018 - 14:48

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Cameron wrote:I'd share mine, but my second most recent text just so happens to be arranging the details for a certain transaction that may or may not be less than 100% legal, so I'll just keep it to myself.

Things I do not miss.

No? I kind of enjoy the nostalgia of it all. I only sell to my friends (the ones who don't have their own medical cards, that is), and generally at a slight loss, but I need that little thrill of illegality every now and then, even when there's essentially no real risk at all. Makes me feel young.

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