The Andrew Dice Clay Xmas Song Thread

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...pick one or more and fill in the blank.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so ....

Let It Snow
When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But ...

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although ...

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then ...

Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season
It's the holiday season
With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
...