I need a new mattress,

and I have no idea where to go. Any of you purchase a new mattress lately? If so, where, what kind, how much $$$, and any other info would be greatly appreciated. I'm tired of sleeping in a fucking bowl.

Sleep is for poor people.

I can only hang from my sex swing for so long

Stearns & Foster. My king still feels as great as when I bought it over 10 years ago. Expensive, but worth every penny

I had a sealy while in school and that was perfect. Just buy the most expensive king you can buy. It's worth it.

Big Lots sells high quality mattresses.

I do too. I fucks a lot with my extremely bushy girlfriend.

Sealy. Get a King and don't look back. I think we paid about a grand for ours from Art Van. Thing is amazing.

Stearns and foster.     There is no substitute.    Sealy is for the poor.     Sack up.  Sleep down.

Get a Tempurpedic and thank me later. Stay away from the traditional coils mattresses with pillow tops. They feel great for a few years then start to sag. I got a Tempurpedic two years ago and havent had back pain from sleeping since.

Kramerica wrote:Get a Tempurpedic and thank me later. Stay away from the traditional coils mattresses with pillow tops. They feel great for a few years then start to sag. I got a Tempurpedic two years ago and havent had back pain from sleeping since.  

Tried a Tempurpedic at Art Van before buying my S&F. In addition to the claustrophobia I felt rolling over to a different sleeping position, the foam was way too hot for me. It didn't breathe at all and seemed to store body heat...something some might like but I absolutely can't stand.

My S&F is extra firm with a shallow pillow-top. Will buy another if I ever shit the bed

Get a tempurpedic. Anything else is for the poor.

Marc Summers wrote:Get a tempurpedic. Anything else is for the poor.

Whad'ya know? Tempurpedic™ has the Nucky seal of approval.

Snake Plissken wrote:

That looks more comfortable than what I have now.

When you squeeze your current mattress, what kind of fluid gushes out?

Between your phone bill and cable, you are probably pushing $1500+ a year. You spend roughly 1/4 of the day in a bed. I don't really have a point. I have a shitty bed, but a $40 pillow.

tGreenWay wrote:Sleep is for poor people.

Thanks Obama.

would they be able to get a king mattress in the basement of your parent's house?

It's 4th of July week. Go to any mattress store. They are all offering deals.

find a mistress who has a better bed and go sleep at her house every once and again.

Giant Moose wrote:Go to any mattress store. They are all offering deals.

Shortened for accuracy.

Get a cheap mattress and a 100 dollar memory foam pad, replace pad every year or two.

Brock Middlebrook wrote:and I have no idea where to go. Any of you purchase a new mattress lately? If so, where, what kind, how much $$$, and any other info would be greatly appreciated. I'm tired of sleeping in a fucking bowl.

Let's get real, a sleeping bag would fit your lifestyle the best

BtothejizA wrote:Get a cheap mattress and a 100 dollar memory foam pad, replace pad every year or two.

Only every year? You ever hear of wet spots?

Sincerely,

Hut1hut2 wrote:

Let's get real, a sleeping bag would fit your lifestyle the best

We have a pool and a pond. the pond would be good for you.