Good Morning tSwill

The board has been a bit on edge the last few days. Understandably so. Stressfull times. It is going to be a long journey ladies and gentlemen. Today we have a day of rest.  Ease the conflict in your mind. Relax your muscles. Push the negative energy out of your body, from your toes all the way out through your hands. Find your Tadasana. Become the Mountain.

#GoGreen

Peace be with you.


Mother fuckers.

Namaste. Probably going to get a deep tissue massage today and meditate on Minnesota Gophers. We really need to get past this first weekend.

I didn’t come here for more of your fucking bullshit Nordic

Namaste my Nordic. Alan Watts would be proud.

The fuck is up with zenordic?

Whatever, this better be your way of channeling your energy ahead of your important role in game thread starting tomorrow.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I didn’t come here for more of your fucking bullshit Nordic

Travis, step on the mat. Breathe in. Push your toes into the ground. Raise your arms as high as you can go. Breathe out.

Nordic wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I didn’t come here for more of your fucking bullshit Nordic

Travis, step on the mat. Breathe in. Push your toes into the ground. Raise your arms as high as you can go. Breathe out.

You want to fucking go Nordic? Is that it? Let’s fucking go. I’m bringing you a world of pain.

Not a fan of yoga. Am a fan of certain yoga pants. fickle I am.

I'm doing just fine today, Nordic. Going to have a couple glasses of wine at lunch and relax. Unlike Travis, I'm not in the fighting mood.

Can I be something other than a mountain?

DWags wrote:Not a fan of yoga.

There is no winning or losing. It's boring.

Turtleneck wrote:Can I be something other than a mountain?

Turtleneck. You are a Warrior II

Nordic wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Can I be something other than a mountain?

Turtleneck. You are a Warrior II

How do I become a Warrior I? Do I have to permaban somebody? Because I will do it. I will do it right now.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Nordic wrote:

Travis, step on the mat. Breathe in. Push your toes into the ground. Raise your arms as high as you can go. Breathe out.

You want to fucking go Nordic? Is that it? Let’s fucking go. I’m bringing you a world of pain.

Travis you are a Warrior I. Much anger in you. Push it to the sky!

This is the most boring thread I’ve ever fucking seen. Get the fuck out of here with your self righteous bullshit. You aren’t fucking king.

My yoga mat is the Holy Bible and Jesus is my Center.

Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm doing just fine today, Nordic.  Going to have a couple glasses of wine at lunch and relax. Unlike Travis, I'm not in the fighting mood.  

Excellent

See the ball.
Be the ball.
Nanananananana
Yananananananana

DWags wrote:Not a fan of yoga. Am a fan of certain yoga pants. fickle I am.

Agree, though I would also add that I'm a very big fan of certain people doing certain yoga poses in those yoga pants, as well.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is the most boring thread I’ve ever fucking seen.

No, that would be the soccer thread.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is the most boring thread I’ve ever fucking seen. Get the fuck out of here with your self righteous bullshit. You aren’t fucking king.

Stopped it youre hurting my feelings ...."Douchebags dogging Izzo for being the fucking best coach in history"

tGreenWay wrote:

Pee wee is the best... And I'm not kidding.

The Pantry wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is the most boring thread I’ve ever fucking seen.

No, that would be the soccer thread.

Pantry you should expand your horizons and learn that you’re actually missing something pretty fun. I can coach you how to do it. PM me.

tGreenWay wrote:My yoga mat is the Holy Bible and Jesus is my Center.

Sincerely,
LWS

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

The Pantry wrote:No, that would be the soccer thread.

Pantry you should expand your horizons and learn that you’re actually missing something pretty fun. I can coach you how to do it. PM me.

Admit it was fun to watch my kids play when they were young. That people pay to watch grown-ups play blows my mind...boring as hell. 2nd dumbest sport behind "professional" wrestling.

The Pantry wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is the most boring thread I’ve ever fucking seen.

No, that would be the soccer thread.

Haha. Pantry eviscerated Travis.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Pee wee is the best... And I'm not kidding.

Agree completely.

Turtleneck wrote:

The Pantry wrote:No, that would be the soccer thread.

Haha. Pantry eviscerated Travis.

That happens a lot.

I’m hungover. And I just want a big fatty/greasy breakfast . But I don’t feel well enough to cook anything.

Nordic wrote:

Breathe in. Breath out. Remember what Alan Watts says.

Nordic wrote:

That looks like a nice way for you to sit while you eat my asshole Nordic