Michigan State's new alternate is being called the worst college football uniform of all time

by **The Pantry** 2019-08-06, 12:08

thanks to Michigan State (shocker, I know), which just dropped what is already being hailed as the worst college football uniform of all time. Viewer discretion is strongly advised:

Originally teased back in April, the CFB world initially gave Sparty the benefit of the doubt (a bad decision, history would suggest). The uniforms couldn't possibly be as bad as they looked on paper, after all. Fast-forward three months, however, and the reality, as it turns out, is far grimmer than anyone could have imagined. The numbers and STATE emblazoned across the chest look like the text size on your grandpa's iPhone. The splash of sea-sick granny apple is bad enough on the torso, but when paired with the toxic chemical spill that are the pants, induces something akin to a pre-frontal lobotomy on unlucky onlookers. The Spartans are predicted to kind of suck this year, but thanks to this atrocity/monstrosity, they will now look terrible while doing so, which is the fastest way to ol' yeller your recruiting hopes short of coach taking the 49ers job before Christmas.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-08-06, 12:10

"worst of all time" might be a stretch, but it's pretty darn hideous.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 12:23

Michigan State's new alternate is being called the worst college football uniform of all time 502811600

They are very deserving, how does something like these get passed approval groups or whatever?

At this point though, the football program may be in the “any publicity is good publicity” situation after the last few years.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 12:25

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote: They are very deserving, how does something like these get passed approval groups or whatever?

At this point though, the football program may be in the “any publicity is good publicity” situation after the last few years.

If the players like them it's good with me. Sorry you do not approve, Dr. Judgie McJudgeface.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 12:26

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote: They are very deserving, how does something like these get passed approval groups or whatever?

At this point though, the football program may be in the “any publicity is good publicity” situation after the last few years.

If the players like them it's good with me. Sorry you do not approve, Dr. Judgie McJudgeface.

Yo bro what book did you suggest a week or so ago can’t find the thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-08-06, 12:26

it is kinda funny when people sit around and discuss the intersection in which fashion meets football.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 12:29

The Age of Surveillance Capitalism: The Fight for a Human Future at the New Frontier of Power

Currently reading The Power of Sports: Media and Spectacle in American Culture. I think you would dig it for sure.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-06, 12:31

Thanks, Hollis. Thanks Nike.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 12:32

Turtleneck wrote:The Age of Surveillance Capitalism: The Fight for a Human Future at the New Frontier of Power

Currently reading The Power of Sports: Media and Spectacle in American Culture. I think you would dig it for sure.

Thanks bro

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 12:33

Floyd Robertson wrote:Thanks, Hollis. Thanks Nike.

Michigan State's new alternate is being called the worst college football uniform of all time Dollar

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 12:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:The Age of Surveillance Capitalism: The Fight for a Human Future at the New Frontier of Power

Currently reading The Power of Sports: Media and Spectacle in American Culture. I think you would dig it for sure.

Thanks bro

No problem. Reading is all we got left, man.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 12:37

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Thanks bro

No problem. Reading is all we got left, man.

You said it, man. Such an escape.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2019-08-06, 14:45

Ok, so who's calling it the worst uniform of all time? Not even this blogger, he says that it is being hailed as the worst of all time...yet doesn't say who said it. So who? Some other blogger? Some fans? Oh noes!!!!

Here's what I think: Michigan's uniforms are the worst ever. I'd wear these new MSU uniforms a million times before I would wear Michigan's. There, now someone can write a blog that says Michigan's uniforms are being called the worst ever!

Yes, the jerseys are ugly. And fans of UM, OSU, PSU, etc. are assholes. But the difference is that our players can take off the jerseys after the game.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-06, 14:52

I'm not worried.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 15:15

So some golf digest writer named Coleman Bentley says they’re ugly? Do we have a smilie of a dude sipping coffee, cuz I don’t GAS.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-08-06, 15:37

tGreenWay wrote:So some golf digest writer named Coleman Bentley says they’re ugly? Do we have a smilie of a dude sipping coffee, cuz I don’t GAS.

10 bucks says that "Coleman Bentley" wears khakis, golf shirts and would really enjoy a trip Up North.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 15:43

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:So some golf digest writer named Coleman Bentley says they’re ugly? Do we have a smilie of a dude sipping coffee, cuz I don’t GAS.
10 bucks says that "Coleman Bentley" wears khakis, golf shirts and would really enjoy a trip Up North.

Where the locals would love to sew his mouth shut because he yaps too much.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2019-08-06, 16:01

tGreenWay wrote:So some golf digest writer named Coleman Bentley says they’re ugly? Do we have a smilie of a dude sipping coffee, cuz I don’t GAS.

It is being said that writing an article about football uniforms for Golf Digest, is the worst story idea in the history of golf journalism.

by **Cameron** 2019-08-06, 16:09

MiamiSpartan wrote:Ok, so who's calling it the worst uniform of all time? Not even this blogger, he says that it is being hailed as the worst of all time...yet doesn't say who said it. So who? Some other blogger? Some fans? Oh noes!!!!

Here's what I think: Michigan's uniforms are the worst ever. I'd wear these new MSU uniforms a million times before I would wear Michigan's. There, now someone can write a blog that says Michigan's uniforms are being called the worst ever!

Yes, the jerseys are ugly. And fans of UM, OSU, PSU, etc. are assholes. But the difference is that our players can take off the jerseys after the game.

Michigan State's new alternate is being called the worst college football uniform of all time 38517692

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 16:16

MiamiSpartan wrote:Ok, so who's calling it the worst uniform of all time? Not even this blogger, he says that it is being hailed as the worst of all time...yet doesn't say who said it. So who? Some other blogger? Some fans? Oh noes!!!!

Here's what I think: Michigan's uniforms are the worst ever. I'd wear these new MSU uniforms a million times before I would wear Michigan's. There, now someone can write a blog that says Michigan's uniforms are being called the worst ever!

Yes, the jerseys are ugly. And fans of UM, OSU, PSU, etc. are assholes. But the difference is that our players can take off the jerseys after the game.

You're very worked up about fabric today.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 16:36

MiamiSpartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:So some golf digest writer named Coleman Bentley says they’re ugly? Do we have a smilie of a dude sipping coffee, cuz I don’t GAS.
It is being said that writing an article about football uniforms for Golf Digest, is the worst story idea in the history of golf journalism.

You must be a pretty awful writer if the only work you can get at Golf Digest is writing on things unrelated to golf.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 16:41

kingstonlake wrote:I'm not worried.

The swill seems worried.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2019-08-06, 16:43

Turtleneck wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:Ok, so who's calling it the worst uniform of all time? Not even this blogger, he says that it is being hailed as the worst of all time...yet doesn't say who said it. So who? Some other blogger? Some fans? Oh noes!!!!

Here's what I think: Michigan's uniforms are the worst ever. I'd wear these new MSU uniforms a million times before I would wear Michigan's. There, now someone can write a blog that says Michigan's uniforms are being called the worst ever!

Yes, the jerseys are ugly. And fans of UM, OSU, PSU, etc. are assholes. But the difference is that our players can take off the jerseys after the game.

You're very worked up about fabric today.

Just worked up over stupid writers. I've long been on record as not giving a shit about our uniforms, dating back to the snow white controversy under BW.

Michigan's uniforms do make me physically ill, however. It's less to do with fashion, and more about my distaste for things that are symbols of all that is evil and wrong with the world.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 16:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:I'm not worried.

The swill seems worried.

You have a ways to go in reading into posts. You’ll get there.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 16:46

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

The swill seems worried.

You have a ways to go in reading into posts. You’ll get there.

Please stop stalking me, bro. I am not interested.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 16:48

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You have a ways to go in reading into posts. You’ll get there.

Please stop stalking me, bro. I am not interested.

And not challenge false statements? No. But you keep being tSwill’s Eeyore.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-06, 16:49

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Please stop stalking me, bro. I am not interested.

And not challenge false statements? No. But you keep being tSwill’s Eeyore.

Turtleneck please come get your girlfriend he’s getting bent out of shape about posts again

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 16:51

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

And not challenge false statements? No. But you keep being tSwill’s Eeyore.

Turtleneck please come get your girlfriend

Gay jokes are so 2000, bro.

by **steveschneider** 2019-08-06, 17:09

The worst uniforms of all time blue and gold with winged helmets.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-06, 17:15

steveschneider wrote:The worst uniforms of all time blue and gold with winged helmets.

Yup. They’re the official football uniforms of the Cub Scouts.

by **Nordic** 2019-08-06, 19:04

As bad as these are, it wouldn't make Oregon's top 5. They've had some gems

by SawGreen 2019-08-06, 19:18

Just don't lose while wearing them.

by **Nordic** 2019-08-06, 21:16

SawGreen wrote:Just don't lose while wearing them.

No way Bachie will allow it

by **The Pantry** 2019-08-06, 21:25

On the bright side, you can't allow yourself to lose wearing something that hideous.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-06, 21:31

The Pantry wrote:On the bright side, you can't allow yourself to lose wearing something that hideous.

You can say that again.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 21:33

The Pantry wrote:On the bright side

Now who wants to play pun games?

by **The Pantry** 2019-08-06, 21:44

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:On the bright side

Now who wants to play pun games?

At least mine are clever.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 21:49

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Now who wants to play pun games?
At least mine are clever.

The sad part is you actually believe that.

by **The Pantry** 2019-08-06, 21:57

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:At least mine are clever.

The sad part is you actually believe that.

Check your post count lately? You and Greenway are like a box of Cheerios marinating in urine.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-06, 22:14

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