tOfficial Tulsa Golden Hurricanes @ MSU Spartans Pregame Thread

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-26, 17:41

Post predictions, limericks, haiku, looks like posts, what you plan to drink, the kind of murder you plan to grill, or whatever else you want in this thread.

Prediction
MSU 37
Tulsa 10

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-08-26, 17:59

What causes a hurricane to be golden turtleneck?

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-26, 18:10

When it passes over the sewage treatment plant?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-26, 18:33

31-10

by **Nordic** 2019-08-26, 18:39

by **Tim Wakefield** 2019-08-26, 18:46

41-13

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-26, 18:51

13-6 Tulsa

by **steveschneider** 2019-08-26, 19:06

9-6 MSU

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-26, 19:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What causes a hurricane to be golden turtleneck?

A microsecond after the initial nuclear blast, there’s a bright golden glow that lights up the entire hurricane. You’re welcome.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-26, 19:19

WTF actually is a golden hurricane? Is that like a dust devil?

by **Rocinante** 2019-08-26, 20:11

It’s a very vigorous golden shower.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-26, 21:14

kingstonlake wrote:13-6 Tulsa

steveschneider wrote:9-6 MSU

247 will shutdown for a month. Maybe forever.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-26, 21:30

I heard the 2019-20 Tulsa team poster says "This Time the Pee Tape is Real"

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-27, 19:42

Tulsa a consensus last place pick in the west division of the AAC this year with a rush defense ranked about 110th last year (200yds against per game). Gotta think a 30pt spread and 200yds + in rushing yards is expected.

by **InTenSity** 2019-08-27, 19:47

Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-27, 19:51

InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-27, 19:54

Wait. What is we have 276yds rushing and -201 in sack yardage tOfficial Tulsa Golden Hurricanes @ MSU Spartans Pregame Thread 4198636888

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-27, 19:55

InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

Rushing 4 times for 75 yards would be unconventional for Dantonio but it'd be a way to keep opponents guessing.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-27, 19:55

Tulsa has the slowest growing job market in the U.S.
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/08/job-ranking-top-cities-population-growth-census-data-us/596485/

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-27, 20:02

Turtleneck wrote:Tulsa has the slowest growing job market in the U.S.
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/08/job-ranking-top-cities-population-growth-census-data-us/596485/

Apparently they’re in no rush

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-08-27, 20:04

52-10

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-27, 20:06

BTW, how does Phil Montgomery have a job?

by **Dendrobates** 2019-08-27, 20:17

So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-08-27, 20:26

Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-27, 20:31

Turtleneck wrote:I heard the 2019-20 Tulsa team poster says "This Time the Pee Tape is Real"

Swing and a miss.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-27, 20:34

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

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Not so fast. Chewins is out.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-27, 20:38

This is a grudge match for Tulsa. The entire school has been seething for nearly thirty years after Jud brought back Tom Izzo. They think everything that’s happened to MSU basketball since TI took over as HC belongs to the Golden Showers, and they’re planning revenge on Friday night. A revenge that’s going to SHOCK THE WORLD!

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-27, 20:42

Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. But only once.

by **DWags** 2019-08-27, 21:06

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

Not so fast. Chewins is out.

Fucking hurt again?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-27, 21:20

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not so fast. Chewins is out.

Fucking hurt again?

Yes, but I think I saw on Twitter that he might be ready for the B1G opener, perhaps sooner. I know he’s a college kid, so I won’t say too much, but if he were a free agent pro baseball player, we could count on the Tigers signing him to a huge, multi-year contract.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-27, 22:33

Been hearing the SMB practicing and my nips darn near poked holes in my shirt.

by **InTenSity** 2019-08-28, 08:25

kingstonlake wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing

Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.

by **DWags** 2019-08-28, 09:37

Dont' have the gumption, but does anyone know the size difference between our offensive linemen in 2018 vs. this year's weight? I hear they've put on weight. I'll look tonight,but too busy today.

Fuck you wags, you lazy mother fucker

by **Nordic** 2019-08-29, 09:14

I'm getting tingly

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-08-29, 09:16

We're gonna roll these fuckers. We win by 30. Let's get this shit!

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-29, 09:17

Nordic wrote:I'm getting tingly

That's the diabetes.

by **InTenSity** 2019-08-30, 20:48

InTenSity wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing
Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.

Bump

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-08-31, 00:01

InTenSity wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.
Bump

Are you a wizard?

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-31, 00:03

Yeah, answer the question InTenSity!

by **InTenSity** 2019-08-31, 09:45

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Bump

Are you a wizard?

Lol. I don't know, we just seem to run subpar when we're supposed to play a team with a shitty line. I don't think our run game is all that imaginative and it's easy to stop. The defense looks awesome except for the secondary though.

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