Alt school to root for - the University of Michigan Wolverines

Discuss.

You should probably jump into a fire, or off a cliff. Your choice.

I'd take their football record the last 4 years. Think we can trade?

So I'm not hearing a lot of support for this idea. Point taken. Thanks, guys!

This might be why you can't post on the other board.

NigelUno wrote:This might be why you can't post on the other board.

or bc i don't have the insane willingness to make up 90 other screen names. how many are you up to?

Mods, please merge with that other thread that Wags said he would delete but never did.

Banks2Mason wrote:

NigelUno wrote:This might be why you can't post on the other board.

or bc i don't have the insane willingness to make up 90 other screen names. how many are you up to?

91.

And none of them root for UM.

Humble brag, but I think I'm coming up on about a decade of not watching the game.

NigelUno wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

or bc i don't have the insane willingness to make up 90 other screen names. how many are you up to?

91.

And none of them root for UM.

and none of them can take a joke/sarcasm. jesus dude.

Banks2Mason wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

91.

And none of them root for UM.

and none of them can take a joke/sarcasm. jesus dude.

Ironic.

InTenSity wrote:I am not rooting for UofM and I don't want their record for the last 4 years, or even the last 120 years.

their record from 120-130 years ago is pretty stellar tho. just ask them.

Here's a better question would you root for UofM for one year for 5k?

steveschneider wrote:Here's a better question would you root for UofM for one year for 5k?

i'd probably get fired if i wore a TJ Maxx Woodson jersey to work every Friday

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Here's a better question would you root for UofM for one year for 5k?

i'd probably get fired if i wore a TJ Maxx Woodson jersey to work every Friday

Wear a Tom Brady one instead.

InTenSity wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Here's a better question would you root for UofM for one year for 5k?

That is not a better question.

Yeah, I think I'd require more cash. Depends on how many games I was required to sit through. I'd probably root for $150/hr but they'd have to commit to something like 24 hours or roughly 6 football games. There'd have to be a clause vs MSU I'd have to get a cash bonus of something like 5k on top of my hourly.

steveschneider wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
That is not a better question.

Yeah, I think I'd require more cash. Depends on how many games I was required to sit through. I'd probably root for $150/hr but they'd have to commit to something like 24 hours or roughly 6 football games. There'd have to be a clause vs MSU I'd have to get a cash bonus of something like 5k on top of my hourly.

you need to define "root." is it watching their games at home and "rooting" for them? or is it wearing UM gear in public and getting season tickets at the big hole, etc.

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

Yeah, I think I'd require more cash. Depends on how many games I was required to sit through. I'd probably root for $150/hr but they'd have to commit to something like 24 hours or roughly 6 football games. There'd have to be a clause vs MSU I'd have to get a cash bonus of something like 5k on top of my hourly.

you need to define "root." is it watching their games at home and "rooting" for them? or is it wearing UM gear in public and getting season tickets at the big hole, etc.

How about watching at home and streaming live on web cam which will be reviewed by Mgoblog owners. They won't know if you are a real fan or not but given the instruction that if they see a fraud fan watching the game please report them. You get reported contract terminated.

Also some stipulations of rooting -

* must start a delusional thread on MgoBlog
* must post every drive on MgoBlog in games
* must wear gear
* allowed to throw players, team or coaches under the bus when team loses

That's it.

Don't ever forget that Steve is a Blue.

steveschneider wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

you need to define "root." is it watching their games at home and "rooting" for them? or is it wearing UM gear in public and getting season tickets at the big hole, etc.

How about watching at home and streaming live on web cam which will be reviewed by Mgoblog owners. They won't know if you are a real fan or not but given the instruction that if they see a fraud fan watching the game please report them. You get reported contract terminated.

Also some stipulations of rooting -

* must start a delusional thread on MgoBlog
* must post every drive on MgoBlog in games
* must wear gear
* allowed to throw players, team or coaches under the bus when team loses

That's it.

you must purchase and exclusively drive a '98 S10 with truck nuts and multiple michigan helmet magnets on the sides/rear.

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

How about watching at home and streaming live on web cam which will be reviewed by Mgoblog owners. They won't know if you are a real fan or not but given the instruction that if they see a fraud fan watching the game please report them. You get reported contract terminated.

Also some stipulations of rooting -

* must start a delusional thread on MgoBlog
* must post every drive on MgoBlog in games
* must wear gear
* allowed to throw players, team or coaches under the bus when team loses

That's it.

you must purchase and exclusively drive a '98 S10 with truck nuts and multiple michigan helmet magnets on the sides/rear.

Yeah, I don't know if I could do it. I'd need substantial amounts of cash to go there. My fandom can be bought off but it would have to be worth my while financially.

Between this and the steveification of the board I’m not sure that this is the type of place I want to be associated with.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Between this and the steveification of the board I’m not sure that this is the type of place I want to be associated with.

Oh I’m sorry, I’ll stop posting so you can enjoy reading things you only agree with.

steveschneider wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Between this and the steveification of the board I’m not sure that this is the type of place I want to be associated with.

Oh I’m sorry, I’ll stop posting so you can enjoy reading things you only agree with.

I’d give greenways left arm for you to say something controversial