Bump when you're drunk

Cameron wrote:

Code_Warrior wrote:Up at the cottage on Houghton Lake, pretty ripped on Red's Apple Ales mixed with 2 shots of Cinnerator per bottle of Reds. Starting bottle #4 now. Good fucking combo. It's like they were meant to be combined.

Good on ya. I love Redd's. Ever tried the "Wicked" stuff? 8% and tasty. Goes great with Crown Royal Regal Apple (but only if you really love apples). Fantastic fall drink. I love to get some Redd's and some Fireball on a fall Saturday and watch college football until I pass out.

Fuck, I can't wait for football season...

Sounds like a comvbo worth trying tomorrow! Thanks for the inspiration!

Yup.

Fuuucccckkkkkkkkkkk.

Gettin there

I wanna black out like caM tonight

I was at 8 or 9 beers by 9pm, but I opened the Baileys and was doing more beer so I stopped counting. I don't give a shit, I'm out of weed so fuckin a man... I'm gonna try to get kicked out of this state park drunk tonight. If you hear some asshole playing Pisces Iscatiot at full volume and is very volatile when confronted about it in the beechwood campground it's me motherfucker. Let's dance.... No for real, can you merengue cause this white boy married into some Mexican shit.....(Not that that taught me how to dance Merengue or Cumbia by any means but fuck you... Leave me alone)

U2 is up next followed by Springsteen. I'm still drinking Budweiser, dwags, you fucking asshole... J/k but for real bud sucks unless it's all you got.

Conrads

4 beers....pussy

More than that bitch

Got robbed last night. Pretty rough two day stretch for me

Tim Wakefield wrote:Got robbed last night. Pretty rough two day stretch for me

Explain son?!!!!

Tim Wakefield wrote:Got robbed last night. Pretty rough two day stretch for me

  Dang, bro.  

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:Got robbed last night. Pretty rough two day stretch for me

Explain son?!!!!

Went to the ATM cause I'm a poor and didn't have enough $ to pay my tab. So I went to the ATM around the corner from the bar and a guy came up behind me with a knife and told me to give up my money and wallet. Luckily I only had $20 and my ATM card (not debit, thank god) so I gave him my wallet. Asked for my phone and I ran away into a crowd of people. Scary stuff

Now I have no money and no way to access my account. Gonna ask my parents to wire me some money with western union I think.

Also, my finger is still super fucked up and I'm hungover as fuck. Life is good

Tim Wakefield wrote:Got robbed last night. Pretty rough two day stretch for me

How much did she initially say it would cost?

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Explain son?!!!!

Went to the ATM cause I'm a poor and didn't have enough $ to pay my tab. So I went to the ATM around the corner from the bar and a guy came up behind me with a knife and told me to give up my money and wallet. Luckily I only had $20 and my ATM card (not debit, thank god) so I gave him my wallet. Asked for my phone and I ran away into a crowd of people. Scary stuff

Now I have no money and no way to access my account. Gonna ask my parents to wire me some money with western union I think.

Also, my finger is still super fucked up and I'm hungover as fuck. Life is good

Dang bruh, sorry to hear that. I've had that happen to me a couple times. Not much you can do.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Explain son?!!!!

Went to the ATM cause I'm a poor and didn't have enough $ to pay my tab. So I went to the ATM around the corner from the bar and a guy came up behind me with a knife and told me to give up my money and wallet. Luckily I only had $20 and my ATM card (not debit, thank god) so I gave him my wallet. Asked for my phone and I ran away into a crowd of people. Scary stuff

Now I have no money and no way to access my account. Gonna ask my parents to wire me some money with western union I think.

Also, my finger is still super fucked up and I'm hungover as fuck. Life is good

Holy fuck dude. Stay safe.

xsanguine wrote:

Dang bruh, sorry to hear that. I've had that happen to me a couple times. Not much you can do.

Yeah, it was a pretty helpless feeling. I'm glad I wasn't drunk enough to think I could resist and not get my ass beat. Thankful that I'm safe and that I have some great parents who are gonna send me some money. Could have been much worse.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

xsanguine wrote:

Dang bruh, sorry to hear that. I've had that happen to me a couple times. Not much you can do.

Yeah, it was a pretty helpless feeling. I'm glad I wasn't drunk enough to think I could resist and not get my ass beat. Thankful that I'm safe and that I have some great parents who are gonna send me some money. Could have been much worse.

Buddy system !

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Explain son?!!!!

Went to the ATM cause I'm a poor and didn't have enough $ to pay my tab. So I went to the ATM around the corner from the bar and a guy came up behind me with a knife and told me to give up my money and wallet. Luckily I only had $20 and my ATM card (not debit, thank god) so I gave him my wallet. Asked for my phone and I ran away into a crowd of people. Scary stuff

Now I have no money and no way to access my account. Gonna ask my parents to wire me some money with western union I think.

Also, my finger is still super fucked up and I'm hungover as fuck. Life is good

Scary. Sorry to hear. That sucks. Glad to know you did the right thing and are okay.

Left my wallet in a golf cart one time and it wasn't turned in. Was on vacation and it had about $400 cash in it. Was able to get a copy of my birth certificate faxed to the resort so I could get on the plane to get home. PITA canceling and getting new credit cards, and new drivers license and all that stuff.

Your story has prompted me to further investigate backing up my phone as losing my contacts would really suck. Not sure why but my phone has never connected with my laptop. Determined to finally get it sorted out.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

xsanguine wrote:

Dang bruh, sorry to hear that. I've had that happen to me a couple times. Not much you can do.

Yeah, it was a pretty helpless feeling. I'm glad I wasn't drunk enough to think I could resist and not get my ass beat. Thankful that I'm safe and that I have some great parents who are gonna send me some money. Could have been much worse.

Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Yeah, it was a pretty helpless feeling. I'm glad I wasn't drunk enough to think I could resist and not get my ass beat. Thankful that I'm safe and that I have some great parents who are gonna send me some money. Could have been much worse.

Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

He's either in South America or central. Maybe Peru.

InTenSity wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

He's either in South America or central. Maybe Peru.

Ecuador...where they apparently make soupy ceviche

Snake Plissken wrote:Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

Ecuador. Surprised it took this long, honestly. There's some sketchy MFers down here

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

Ecuador. Surprised it took this long, honestly. There's some sketchy MFers down here

And you're not packing heat?   A .44 magnum would command respect.

xsanguine wrote:

How much did she initially say it would cost?

didn't see this post. Well played

Update: Parents wired me $300 (God bless them) so I should be set for the rest of the trip. Gonna buy them a sweet gift and maybe stop going out 4x a week

Tim Wakefield wrote:

xsanguine wrote:

How much did she initially say it would cost?

didn't see this post. Well played

Update: Parents wired me $300 (God bless them) so I should be set for the rest of the trip. Gonna buy them a sweet gift and maybe stop going out 4x a week

Make it 3x a week.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:

didn't see this post. Well played

Update: Parents wired me $300 (God bless them) so I should be set for the rest of the trip. Gonna buy them a sweet gift and maybe stop going out 4x a week

Make it 3x a week.

I would go in the opposite direction and make it 5X a week.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Make it 3x a week.

I would go in the opposite direction and make it 5X a week.

But aren't there 7 days in the week?

DWags wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I would go in the opposite direction and make it 5X a week.

But aren't there 7 days in the week?

They're on the fucking metric system in Ecuador so it's 10 days a week.

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:
But aren't there 7 days in the week?

They're on the fucking metric system in Ecuador so it's 10 days a week.

Lol

Snake Plissken wrote:Where the hell were you drinking?

Just so you know...you don't get your ass beat in a knife fight. You get stabbed. Glad you're safe.

This. Holy cow.

Ayooooooo

I'm still hungover from yesterday. Grabbin a beer though.

Drunk and ready to fight

Drunk in Onekama Michigan.

DWags wrote:Drunk in Onekama Michigan.

Glad you named the town as there is more than one Portage Lake in Michigan

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote:Drunk in Onekama Michigan.

Glad you named the town as there is more than one Portage Lake in Michigan

But only one 1,