Re: Birds aren’t real

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-07-17, 19:22

MiamiSpartan wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:[ig]CCgX-LsFkzM[/ig]

What about ducks ? These two ducks have been setting up shop in my front yard every couple of days for a few weeks. Just sitting there, doing nothing. Verrrryyyy suspicious.

That can't be shared on a public forum, all I can say is you're in danger

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-17, 21:23

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:

What about ducks ? These two ducks have been setting up shop in my front yard every couple of days for a few weeks. Just sitting there, doing nothing. Verrrryyyy suspicious.

That can't be shared on a public forum, all I can say is you're in danger

It was a valiant effort, very noble, but sadly, too late. Miami’s goose is cooked.

by **The Pantry** 2020-07-17, 21:31

They gotta start putting better sensors on the birds because they keep crashing into large panes of glass and break their necks.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-07-17, 21:32

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

That can't be shared on a public forum, all I can say is you're in danger

It was a valiant effort, very noble, but sadly, too late. Miami’s goose is cooked.

BTW, geese are real. Their crap is proof.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-17, 21:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It was a valiant effort, very noble, but sadly, too late. Miami’s goose is cooked.

BTW, geese are real. Their crap is proof.

You’re probably right, but it’s always kind of oily, which could suggest it’s a leaky valve.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-17, 21:39

The Pantry wrote:They gotta start putting better sensors on the birds because they keep crashing into large panes of glass and break their necks.

Seems like a sonar problem.

by **The Pantry** 2020-07-17, 21:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It was a valiant effort, very noble, but sadly, too late. Miami’s goose is cooked.

BTW, geese are real. Their crap is proof.

Bunch of those fuckers on my work street. Drove around them this morning. If they're ever walking across the street curb-to-curb, I'm hitting the gas.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-07-17, 21:52

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

That can't be shared on a public forum, all I can say is you're in danger

It was a valiant effort, very noble, but sadly, too late. Miami’s goose is cooked.

Again, they're ducks, not geese. And my wife and daughter won't let me cook them, I already asked.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-11-13, 14:28

by **tGreenWay** 2020-11-13, 14:50

I knew it.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-11-25, 11:23

by **Turtleneck** 2020-11-25, 11:36

Nothing is real.

by **steveschneider** 2020-11-25, 11:38

tGreenWay wrote:They’re surveillance drones. Real birds were murdered by the billions starting in the mid-70s. This group has been around since shortly after that, when word leaked out about the avian genocide. They’re spreading the word that we’re all being spied on by what looks like birds, but aren’t.
Just remember, bird watching goes both ways.

birdsarentreal.com

Actually had someone mention this urban myth to me the other day. Amusing shit for sure, but unfortunately seems like people actually believe this kind of crap so when you spread this one be sure to add a disclaimer it's just bs to be consumed as fun and entertainment.

by **Cameron** 2020-11-25, 11:42

Yeah, guys, come on. Be responsible, include a disclaimer when talking about birds not being real.

Fucking steve...

by **steveschneider** 2020-11-25, 12:03

Cameron wrote:Yeah, guys, come on. Be responsible, include a disclaimer when talking about birds not being real.

Fucking steve...

America is a very stupid country.

by **Cameron** 2020-11-25, 12:03

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:Yeah, guys, come on. Be responsible, include a disclaimer when talking about birds not being real.

Fucking steve...

America is a very stupid country.

Exhibit A

by **tGreenWay** 2020-11-25, 15:01

steveschneider wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:They’re surveillance drones. Real birds were murdered by the billions starting in the mid-70s. This group has been around since shortly after that, when word leaked out about the avian genocide. They’re spreading the word that we’re all being spied on by what looks like birds, but aren’t.
Just remember, bird watching goes both ways.

birdsarentreal.com

Actually had someone mention this urban myth to me the other day. Amusing shit for sure, but unfortunately seems like people actually believe this kind of crap so when you spread this one be sure to add a disclaimer it's just bs to be consumed as fun and entertainment.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought I was just a guy living in America, where we’re allowed to say — or not say — anything we like.
You must be the other guy.

ETA: Fucking Steve.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-04-28, 12:05

A lot of fake cockatoos.

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-04-28, 13:27

where are they going

by **DWags** 2021-04-28, 13:30

I had a bunch of fake bird shit on my truck this morning.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-04-28, 13:39

Somewhere, the guy who owns the Petland in Lansing Mall just booked a flight to Australia.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-04-28, 13:46

I saw a bald eagle scavenging roadkill on the way into Lansing today. Old 27 just south of Price Road. Although I suppose it could have been a vulture with a white hood on.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-04-28, 13:52

Jake from State Farm wrote:I saw a bald eagle scavenging roadkill on the way into Lansing today. Old 27 just south of Price Road. Although I suppose it could have been a vulture with a white hood on.

CGI...

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-04-28, 14:14

Jake from State Farm wrote:I saw a bald eagle scavenging roadkill on the way into Lansing today. Old 27 just south of Price Road. Although I suppose it could have been a vulture with a white hood on.

Put these political takes on tSwill bin!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-28, 18:49

DWags wrote:I had a bunch of fake bird shit on my truck this morning.

Leave it there and my dog will come piss on it.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-28, 18:52

Floyd Robertson wrote:A lot of fake cockatoos.

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It’s really a huge flock of flying cameras.

by **DWags** 2021-04-28, 18:54

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:I had a bunch of fake bird shit on my truck this morning.

Leave it there and my dog will come piss on it.

Dogs piss is real?

by **Turtleneck** 2021-04-28, 19:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:A lot of fake cockatoos.

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Fake. Australians post a lot of fake videos for dramatic effect.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-28, 20:20

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Leave it there and my dog will come piss on it.

Dogs piss is real?

Boston Dynamics has made huge strides in the last year, so who the hell knows anymore.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-10-08, 08:44

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by **Motown Spartan** 2021-10-08, 12:36

They're not not real though.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-10-08, 13:52

BTW, Last week, Saw a huge Hawk ripping apart a squirrel in a tree in the back yard. Cool as shit.

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