Good News guys - Jobbie Nooner Covid edition is a GO!

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/10/jobbie-nooner-2020-michigan/5318550002/

I imagine we'll be trying different things and smoking funny things and splashing through the sand bar.

Turtleneck, you bring the Bud Light. Bob, make sure you iron all of your flags so we can fly them from the stern of Nordy's boat. OTPT and Cameron can supply the drugs. Everyone else sign up for an item to bring:

Rumchata
Slim Jims
Pee stick
STDs
OJ and Sprite
Coronavirus
Red Solo Cups
20 lb bag of ice

I'll bring the American flag swim trunks and the nose sunscreen.

I have always envisioned JN as a kind of UM fan fest.

Sign me up to bring the bleach jello shots.

Excellent idea Floyd! I bet we could even sell those, they'd go like hotcakes.

Who is the bringing the Kid Rock to play on loop all day?

I'll bring the Axe Body Spray in the fragrance 'Excite'.

Turtleneck wrote:Who is the bringing the Kid Rock to play on loop all day?

I know back in the day we didn't have no internet TN but man you should not forget that it's 2020 and we can just stream it from our phones. Pretty sure's Nordy's boat has BT capabilities.

I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.

I got lung herpes just reading about it.

tGreenWay wrote:I got lung herpes just reading about it.

Next time, use your eyes when reading.  Much more effective and safe.

I have a boat, but it's not big and only has 4 seats. I can swing through E.L. on the way to the east side. I'll pickup tGreenWay and Bob. That leaves 1 empty seat. Who's in for genital herpes!?

Senior Dickfist wrote:I have a boat, but it's not big and only has 4 seats. I can swing through E.L. on the way to the east side. I'll pickup tGreenWay and Bob. That leaves 1 empty seat. Who's in for genital herpes!?

Dendro

Maybe we could pool some money and get one of these?

http://www.petronav.net/container-ships-for-sale

Cam probably knows a site where we can get one for $96.

I picked up one of these so we can keep our backs free of sweat and just showing off our luxurious mane’s of hair back there as God intended

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FYMWWK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_P0q4EbH6Y5Q0V

That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.

Turtleneck wrote:That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.

Show me the man in here that doesn’t need a horse sweat scraper for their back

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/10/jobbie-nooner-2020-michigan/5318550002/

I imagine we'll be trying different things and smoking funny things and splashing through the sand bar.

Turtleneck, you bring the Bud Light. Bob, make sure you iron all of your flags so we can fly them from the stern of Nordy's boat. OTPT and Cameron can supply the drugs. Everyone else sign up for an item to bring:

Rumchata
Slim Jims
Pee stick
STDs
OJ and Sprite
Coronavirus
Red Solo Cups
20 lb bag of ice

are you referring to my collection of American flags, Confederate flags, MAGA flags or my "Don't Tread On Me" flags?

What is a pee stick?

Rocinante wrote:What is a pee stick?

Isn't that a pregnancy test?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Rocinante wrote:What is a pee stick?

Isn't that a pregnancy test?

I don’t know Floyd. That’s why I asked.

Rocinante wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Isn't that a pregnancy test?

I don’t know Floyd. That’s why I asked.

Well, that's always been my understanding, Roc.

No I mean it's just a PVC pipe. Figure it out.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No I mean it's just a PVC pipe. Figure it out.

Oh god I'm never going in the water again.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:That's for horses, Travis. Please take this seriously.

Show me the man in here that doesn’t need a horse sweat scraper for their back

The urine content of that water....no thanks.

That’s what the pee stick is for

I could see a mutated version of coronavirus emerging. Covid-313

kingstonlake wrote:I could see a mutated version of coronavirus emerging. Covid-313

Covid in the D.

Pretty sure it’s more of a 586 thing tbh

I swear to god, I think I'd rather go to a RCMB tailgate function.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I swear to god, I think I'd rather go to a RCMB tailgate function.

Are those tailgates different?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Pretty sure it’s more of a 586 thing tbh

Don’t be dissin the 734 bro.

Motown Spartan wrote:I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.

Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.

The Pantry wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I went once, like 20 years ago, and camped on the beach in a very small tent. I’ll never go back, of course, I’m a bit old now.

Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.

I saw a lot of boobies and vaginas being licked by women.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Excellent idea Floyd! I bet we could even sell those, they'd go like hotcakes.

I could go for some hot cakes right now.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I picked up one of these so we can keep our backs free of sweat and just showing off our luxurious mane’s of back hair there as God intended

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FYMWWK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_P0q4EbH6Y5Q0V

Edited for accuracy.

Look at the picture from Jobbie Nooner.  Of course Kid Rock is there...with his butt crack hanging out.  Look at the bottom of the picture, just right of center.

Motown Spartan wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Went a couple times in the early/mid 80's. Worked for a job shop so it was legitimate. Funny thing was the son of the company owner took 6-8 of us on his dad's sailboat. JN was pretty civilized back then. Nowhere near the crowds in pics I've seen since.

I saw a lot of boobies and vaginas being licked by women.

Sounds refreshing.

Today's the big day!

No attempt at enforcing social distancing, and Canadians should stay away. Macomb gonna be lightin' up with the rona in a couple of weeks - beware Wags!

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/06/25/covid-19-law-enforcement-virus-jobbie-nooner/3257391001/

Drinkin' whiskey out the bottle, not thinkin bout tomorrow.

I hope instagram’s vaccinations are all up to date, cuz it’s about to get blasted with all sorts of icky photo bugs.