Now taking nominations for the first ever Swill Spokesmodel

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:23

For advertising and community relations purposes on posters, online adverts, television and podcast interviews, etc.

This would be an easy call if Dendro wasn’t so ~~fat~~ pregnant. It’s a darn shame, too, cuz she really should be the face of tSwill. Smart and good looking, funny and horny; and as talented on her feet as she is on her back. Dendro is the logical and perfect choice not just for who we are, but for who we hope to be.

Of course, Nordy would be a natural alternate pick, and even a first choice in any other forum that Dendro isn’t a part of. But Nordy isn’t even here this week, and the way he flaked out and shat upon online social and informational opportunities, he’s too unpredictable to go in front of a microphone and speak for the rest of us, which means Nordy, sadly, must be a hard pass.

That leaves the rest of you gents. Grab it and run with it, because tSwill Spokesmodel nominating round is now officially open.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-15, 20:26

I have an exceptional backside if that matters...

by **kingstonlake** 2020-09-15, 20:33

I bleach my Trump hole.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-15, 20:34

No, my butt is better.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:35

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I have an exceptional backside if that matters...

Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-15, 20:37

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:38

kingstonlake wrote: I bleach my Trump hole.

Great. You are now eligible to be tSwill Bin street corner sign spinner.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-15, 20:38

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:I have an exceptional backside if that matters...

Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?

Uhhh... Sure, why not.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-15, 20:39

steveschneider wrote:Me?

Oh Steve....
Blue check != Spokesmodel.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:42

steveschneider wrote:Me?

You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:43

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?

Uhhh... Sure, why not.

Mods, please make the change so we can consider Exceptional Backside MSU Joe.

by **Cameron** 2020-09-15, 20:44

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Me?

You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.

If we're ruling out uninformed dolts, we may have to look beyond tSwill's membership to find a suitable candidate.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-15, 20:44

Btw & fwiw... It would have to be a classy pic like Bruce or Loverboy... None of that slutty porny kingstonlake butt stuff.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:48

Cameron wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.
If we're ruling out uninformed dolts, we may have to look beyond tSwill's membership to find a suitable candidate.

The judges might be willing to consider that.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 20:50

If Dendro would just have this kid, she’d immediately be eligible again. Plus, she’d have pregnancy boobs during the ad campaign photo shoot.

by **Rocinante** 2020-09-15, 22:25

I don’t think the one girl that pities us enough to show up here really represents us. What one poster distills swill to its basic components? It’s gotta be WBH. He’s basic as fuck.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-15, 22:30

Chill out, GreenWay.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 23:00

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Btw & fwiw... It would have to be a classy pic like Bruce or Loverboy... None of that slutty porny kingstonlake butt stuff.

I do like the idea of the red leather pants, but shot from the back with you looking back over your shoulder. Maybe holding a jacket draped over your shoulder.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-09-15, 23:04

Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 23:05

Turtleneck wrote:Chill out, GreenWay.

You’re just miffed you didn’t make the cut. If it’s any consolation, you were never seriously considered.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-09-15, 23:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.

The judges are giving you consideration. It doesn’t help that you’re moving to Wyoming, where internet access remains limited to 28.8 dial-up modem. Plus, how big could their malls be with no escalators? That means small crowds for personal appearances.

by **The Pantry** 2020-09-15, 23:22

kingstonlake wrote: I bleach my Trump hole.

Your goatee?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-09-15, 23:25

Listen, I’ll do it.

by **Cameron** 2020-09-15, 23:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Listen, I’ll do it.

Considering Bill's not real, I think OTPT's the youngest we've got. We need to lead with a youth movement so we can replace some of you old fucks as you die off.

by **Rocinante** 2020-09-16, 04:17

Travis. Thank you for remembering where your roots are. As long as you stick with the meth, Wyoming is with you.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-16, 10:05

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Chill out, GreenWay.

You’re just miffed you didn’t make the cut. If it’s any consolation, you were never seriously considered.

That’s like telling a person they were never considered for the press secretary position in the Trump administration. I do not think my lack of consideration is a slight. It’s actually quite the compliment.

by **I.B. Fine** 2020-09-16, 10:20

You wish you could afford me....

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-09-16, 10:22

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.

The judges are giving you consideration. It doesn’t help that you’re moving to Wyoming, where internet access remains limited to 28.8 dial-up modem. Plus, how big could their malls be with no escalators? That means small crowds for personal appearances.

I don’t think you understand greenway. It’s over, the job is mine. I have already scotch guarded everything within 20 feet of my webcam and I’ve hooked the car battery to my nipples. The show is ready on now.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-09-16, 14:55

Wouldn't you want 2 different people? You want to show a "diverse" group.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-16, 15:11

Travis has two very different nipples.

by **Cameron** 2020-09-16, 15:23

Turtleneck wrote:Travis has two very different nipples.

Couldn't find this Scrubs clip on YouTube, sadly, and I don't think I can embed from this site, but:

https://tv.yarn.co/yarn-clip/12b6ca20-ba4c-4ec1-b51a-7f4169de3ec2

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-09-16, 15:35

Wake is multilingual

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-09-16, 15:38

Be sure to check out PBS At 8 EDT 6 MDT tonight for the first annual swill bukkake pledge drive. For every $5 donation 1.... well, you’ll just have to tune in to find out what $5 buys you

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-16, 15:39

Should we make a podcast? I hear those can be lucrative.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-09-16, 16:07

steveschneider wrote:Should we make a podcast? I hear those can be lucrative.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-09-16, 19:28

Dendrobates wrote:Wouldn't you want 2 different people? You want to show a "diverse" group.

Your tits, my ass... Bang. Outta the park!

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