Time to put your hands together and give a mighty Swill welcome to our newest poster, HoltBri!!!

Hi Holt, welcome!

Greenway is old so have some PATIENCE with him. After a 30 day probationary period you will be required to be in the "feed and bathe Greenway" rotation. Sorry

How much do you bench?

Hi holtboi can I borrow your shoes I need them real quick I’ll bring them back

kingstonlake wrote:Hi Holt, welcome!

Greenway is old so have some PATIENCE with him. After a 30 day probationary period you will be required to be in the "feed and bathe Greenway" rotation. Sorry

Dear HoltBri,

Kingston isn’t wrong, but while you’ll need patience with me, you won’t need PATIENCE. Kingston lives his life hyperbolically. Actually, he’s literally the worst person in the world.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Hi Holt, welcome!

Greenway is old so have some PATIENCE with him. After a 30 day probationary period you will be required to be in the "feed and bathe Greenway" rotation. Sorry

Dear HoltBri,

Kingston isn’t wrong, but while you’ll need patience with me, you won’t need PATIENCE. Kingston lives his life hyperbolically. Actually, he’s literally the worst person in the world.

Fair warning. Greenway may not be wrong. This one time....

Oooooh. Starting off on a bad foot there Bri.

Also, don't forget to like and subscribe to the Fucking Steve!
sports podcast.

Fucking Steve

What are your thoughts on the University of Michigan?

This is a test.... Don't fuck it up.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hi holtboi can I borrow your shoes I need them real quick I’ll bring them back

Dear HoltBri,
Me again—GreenWay. As the head of the Co9 and its welcoming committee, I feel compelled to tell you Travis is legit. He’ll def bring back anything he borrows from you.
•However• if he ever asks to borrow your shovel, and asks you to bring it to him, it’s in your very best interest to decline, but do it politely. After your probation, you’ll be fully briefed on Travis’ background.
Also, don’t believe anything Turtleneck posts. He’s a pathological liar.

Rocinante wrote:Oooooh. Starting off on a bad foot there Bri.

Is HoltBri a friend of yours? Calling him Bri already suggests a collegiality not usually seen with new posters.

Are you related to DeWittBri?

Ok, ok. Can we let briHoe have his/her moment?

A word Bri?

Make it quick.

I think we need a new welcoming committee. Can't remember the last "newbie" who actually stuck.

Why don’t we have a welcome thread for number 41 greenway

I bet his real name is Brian McGrain.

Welcome to the board. How's it hanging?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why don’t we have a welcome thread for number 41 greenway

Who, George HW Bush? Because it would be a little late, that’s why.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I think we need a new welcoming committee. Can't remember the last "newbie" who actually stuck.

Why don’t you shut your pie hole, Joe.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why don’t we have a welcome thread for number 41 greenway

Who, George HW Bush? Because it would be a little late, that’s why.

This is why you need to be forcibly removed from the welcome committee

Dick pics are required with ruler comparison. We all must judge you.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Who, George HW Bush? Because it would be a little late, that’s why.

This is why you need to be forcibly removed from the welcome committee

That’s it. You’ve been stripped of all your committee assignments.

I know a guy from Holt, is he a friend of yours? He's an asshole.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I bet his real name is Brian McGrain.

That's a sweet name

steveschneider wrote:Welcome to the board. How's it hanging?

Leave it to fucking steve to make it weird.

Dendrobates wrote:Dick pics are required with ruler comparison. We all must judge you.

This is the problem... right here.

You let one lady post and the shit gets all nasty.

I’m going to assume HoltBri is actually HotBri pronounced Bree until we get confirmation.

so how is life in south Lansing.. errr.. Holt?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Dick pics are required with ruler comparison. We all must judge you.

This is the problem... right here.

You let one lady post and the shit gets all nasty.

Pssh.... I’m the one with the biggest dick around here. It’s not nasty stuff, it’s just the rules.

This thread got geosnobby.

tGreenWay wrote:This thread got geosnobby.

I've never been to Vermontville. Is it like Vermont?

tGreenWay wrote:This thread got geosnobby.

damn skippy it did.. what good are message boards if you can't rail on other people?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:This thread got geosnobby.

I've never been to Vermontville. Is it like Vermont?

Like a teeny tiny Vermont. Maple trees in both locations. That’s about it.

I have a question, how come after we give an incredible welcome these people never post?

steveschneider wrote:I have a question, how come after we give an incredible welcome these people never post?

Because they are Russian bots here to lurk and collect data.

steveschneider wrote:I have a question, how come after we give an incredible welcome these people never post?

Trevor is amassing an army of schticks in advance of attempting an Internet sports message board invasion.



Edit: It could happen soon. Stay frosty.