Sign up here for tOfficial "How to start a game thread" seminar

[kingstonlake]

9am - 10:30: Seminar overview lead by Bob Sakimano (start time subject to change due to varying bike path conditions)

10:30-10:45: Coffee/bowl break

10:45- 10:50: extensive lecture on how proper game threads affect former point guards lead by OTPT

10:55 - Noon: lecture on pre game jerking and how to properly translate the practice from football season to basketball season. esteemed jerker Kinstonlake on the lead here.

Noon - 1:00 lunch break with mandatory pasteurized milk as beverage

1:00 - 2:00 Back and forth between Steve and Cam on the game thread effectiveness and etiquette (security provided)

2:00 - 3:00 Pylon hosts 6 year peer reviewer study on  "how it went wrong" game threads. (Judge free zone)

3:00 - 4:00 Role play session on injecting humor into any game thread. Hosted by Greenway. Attendance optional, possibly discouraged pending syllabus review.

4:00 -5:00 Morale building, get it done, take no prisoners: How to start a game thread hosted by the King of the threads, Nordic

[DWags]

No time built in for naps

[steveschneider]

Hilarious. I’d add an informational pamphlet that explains the difference between a fire up thread and a game thread along with mandatory disclaimers we can add to avoid any confusion.

[kingstonlake]

Hilarious. I’d add an informational pamphlet that explains the difference between a fire up thread and a game thread along with mandatory disclaimers we can add to avoid any confusion.

gamethreads.com appreciates your contribution!

[kingstonlake]

No time built in for naps

We're off on Fridays in order to properly rest for game days.

[MiamiSpartan]

That seems like a lot of work.

[Motown Spartan]

Is this on a Zoom or in-person? I can’t do a Zoom that long. Will there be a Cliff’s Notes version available? I’m tired. Good day!

[AvgMSUJoe]

No time built in for naps

I would just assume you were in the back row snoring through much of it anyway....

[AvgMSUJoe]

Also, we should probably touch on the parliamentary procedures for selecting a poster to create a game thread (based on season, opponent... current status of poster, etc.).

[tGreenWay]

9am - 10:30: Seminar overview lead by Bob Sakimano (start time subject to change due to varying bike path conditions)

10:30-10:45: Coffee/bowl break

10:45- 10:50: extensive lecture on how proper game threads affect former point guards lead by OTPT

10:55 - Noon: lecture on pre game jerking and how to properly translate the practice from football season to basketball season. esteemed jerker Kinstonlake on the lead here.

Noon - 1:00 lunch break with mandatory pasteurized milk as beverage

1:00 - 2:00 Back and forth between Steve and Cam on the game thread effectiveness and etiquette (security provided)

2:00 - 3:00 Pylon hosts 6 year peer reviewer study on  "how it went wrong" game threads. (Judge free zone)

3:00 - 4:00 Role play session on injecting humor into any game thread. Hosted by Greenway. Attendance optional, possibly discouraged pending syllabus review.

4:00 -5:00 Morale building, get it done, take no prisoners: How to start a game thread hosted by the King of the threads, Nordic

I have a question concerning the session on pre-game jerking: Will there be handouts?

[tGreenWay]

How about hand outs?

[kingstonlake]

How about hand outs?

TBD

[Robert J Sakimano]

[Nordic]

9am - 10:30: Seminar overview lead by Bob Sakimano (start time subject to change due to varying bike path conditions)

10:30-10:45: Coffee/bowl break

10:45- 10:50: extensive lecture on how proper game threads affect former point guards lead by OTPT

10:55 - Noon: lecture on pre game jerking and how to properly translate the practice from football season to basketball season. esteemed jerker Kinstonlake on the lead here.

Noon - 1:00 lunch break with mandatory pasteurized milk as beverage

1:00 - 2:00 Back and forth between Steve and Cam on the game thread effectiveness and etiquette (security provided)

2:00 - 3:00 Pylon hosts 6 year peer reviewer study on  "how it went wrong" game threads. (Judge free zone)

3:00 - 4:00 Role play session on injecting humor into any game thread. Hosted by Greenway. Attendance optional, possibly discouraged pending syllabus review.

4:00 -5:00 Morale building, get it done, take no prisoners: How to start a game thread hosted by the King of the threads, Nordic

[DWags]

No time built in for naps

I would just assume you were in the back row snoring through much of it anyway....

As an administrator in public schools, it sucked a lot. In mid March, the weekend the tournament started we always had an Asst. Principal/ Athletic Director meeting from Wednesday through Saturday up at the Grand Traverse.

Banquette was Saturday. Bull shit conferences were Wednesday through Friday 9 a.m. till 5.

I was doing the admin thing for about 12 years. How many of those meetings from Wednesday through Friday do you think I attended? Same answer as how many points we scored in the first 10 minutes of the second half last night.

[AvgMSUJoe]

How about hand outs?

Wet wipes?

[Turtleneck]

Mix in a little real estate and you got yourself a “free” seminar at a hotel by a major airport.

[Motown Spartan]

Mix in a little real estate and you got yourself a “free” seminar at a hotel by a major airport.

And a free lobster dinner.

[Turtleneck]

Mix in a little real estate and you got yourself a “free” seminar at a hotel by a major airport.

And a free lobster dinner.

Kingston's agenda was part of a Trump U course syllabus.

[kingstonlake]

And a free lobster dinner.

Kingston's agenda was part of a Trump U course syllabus.

Grab em by the thread

[Nordic]

Tournament time swillers. 

We've had a few mental lapses this year. Time to focus. To make things easy, we are shorting up the playbook. No pregame hype threads. Many get confused and it fucks shit up. No 2nd half threads. We win as a team in one thread and one thread only. And fergodsake if you don't see a tOfficial Game Thread, start one. Don't post in some rando thread. Other than that, if you're feeling it. Start it. Simple as that. One thread. 

If you have any questions, please refer to the tOfficial Swill Game Thread Manuel located in your welcome packet, which you received from tGreenway when you registered. Or refer to your seminar notes.

[kingstonlake]

This concludes the seminar. Let's all thank the King for laying it down! Follow the rules bitches. Special thanks to Greenway for mailing out the welcome packets. GO GREEN

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