Sounds like Shrimp In The Cereal Guy is a dick

I really wanted there to be Shrimp in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. But maybe this guy is just an ass.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/jensen-karp-allegations-abuse/

He did land Topanga from Boy Meets World, though. Talk about out kicking the coverage.

Do you think he’s lying about the shrimp?

I didn't care about any of this. And now I know all about Duck Milkshakes and some woman whose cooter was in a wine glass reflection that she posted on Instagram. Sigh.

Oh well, still more productive than arguing with Nigel and Steve. For days.

Arguing with Steve and Nigel for days

What’s duck milkshake and reflective cooter? Now I’m behind.

Just shrimp tails? Probably told this story before.

Moved to Cedar Village after 2 years in Wilson. Bought a can of clam chowder and heated it up on the stove. While stirring noticed something weird and spooned it out.

Was a cigarette filter, minus the paper, but had nicotine stain. Sent a letter to the manufacturer (Doxsee) along with the butt. They replied back weeks later saying they were sorry and included coupons for free Doxsee clam chowder. WTF

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I didn't care about any of this. And now I know all about Duck Milkshakes and some woman whose cooter was in a wine glass reflection that she posted on Instagram. Sigh.

Oh well, still more productive than arguing with Nigel and Steve. For days.

Was there any talk of aging well, or hints of vanilla or cinnamon? How about being able to taste tannins that dry out the tongue? Of course, I’m speaking of any wine left in the glass and not the cooter.

So my daughter told me what a duck milkshake is. Not asking her about reflective genitalia

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I didn't care about any of this. And now I know all about Duck Milkshakes and some woman whose cooter was in a wine glass reflection that she posted on Instagram. Sigh.

Oh well, still more productive than arguing with Nigel and Steve. For days.

It's a great personal shame that I got sucked in to the stevegel vortex. The downside of a slow couple of days at work. Idle hands being the devil's playground and all that.

DWags wrote:So my daughter told me what a duck milkshake is. Not asking her about reflective genitalia

You won’t need to ask; if it’s reflective, you’ll be able to read about it soon enough. Everywhere.

DWags wrote:Do you think he’s lying about the shrimp?

Probably. It’s practically impossible to catch Cinnamon Shrimp these days. Still easy to bag Popcorn Shrimp, though.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Oh well, still more productive than arguing with Nigel and Steve. For days.

Makes it easier to click "Mark All threads as Read" after slogging through one of those.

So the attention whore guy is a dick? Huh

Nordic wrote:So the attention whore guy is a dick? Huh

Duck milkshake. Damn you’re behind the cool kids.

It’s milkshake duck you turd. And what it is, is almost everyone in here if they ever got famous and then this website was found.

On a small scale it’s what happened to g h o s t.

DWags wrote:

Nordic wrote:So the attention whore guy is a dick? Huh

Duck milkshake. Damn you’re behind the cool kids.

Rocinante wrote:It’s milkshake duck you turd.  And what it is, is almost everyone in here if they ever got famous and then this website was found.

On a small scale it’s what happened to g h o s t.

I pride myself not knowing wtf you guys are talking about

Rocinante wrote:It’s milkshake duck you turd. And what it is, is almost everyone in here if they ever got famous and then this website was found.

On a small scale it’s what happened to g h o s t.

I’m a bit happy I fucked that up.

Nordic wrote:

DWags wrote:

Duck milkshake. Damn you’re behind the cool kids.

Rocinante wrote:It’s milkshake duck you turd.  And what it is, is almost everyone in here if they ever got famous and then this website was found.

On a small scale it’s what happened to g h o s t.

I pride myself not knowing wtf you guys are talking about

Welcome to the last three years of my life in my last profession. What’s worse is I wasn’t angry I couldn’t understand the fuckers using all the fresh buzzwords I was angry I couldn’t get away with squirting a bottle of mustard on them when they started using them.

I had to look it up too.