I blasted a loud fart at a restaurant last night

So I'm sitting there with another couple. Just finished dinner. We are outside so I'm thinking I can squeeze out some gas. Just as I start to try to ease it out a bug flies into my face and startled me. Well the sphincter released unexpectedly and out came one of the loudest farts I've ever blasted. The couple we were with looked at me in shock and my wife burst into laughter. It had to be about 100 db. I didn't look but I heard other people at other tables making comments. However I just carried on like nothing happened. As we walked to out cars my bro gave me a high five, which was comforting.   

I challenge you to a fart off

Snake Plissken wrote:I challenge you to a fart off

Might be a good contest for the first Swill tailgate.

We will have to have some judges though.

Point system will be:
1. Loudness
2. Duration
3. Smell
4. Stain (deduction of points)

NigelUno wrote:

Might be a good contest for the first Swill tailgate.

We will have to have some judges though.

Point system will be:
1.  Loudness
2.  Duration
3.  Smell
4.  Stain (deduction of points)

What about the SBD? ( Silent but Deadly) They often linger the longest and have the most horrendous odor.

Jethro Bodeen wrote:

What about the SBD? ( Silent but Deadly) They often linger the longest and have the most horrendous odor.

Good point. We'll have a separate division for women.

You didn't really high five your bro did you

I love this board

I'd high five you bruh

Effects of Tanfan's fart are now just reaching Michigan in the form of high speed winds and storm advisories.

Ted Brogan wrote:Effects of Tanfan's fart are now just reaching Michigan in the form of high speed winds and storm advisories.

Large gaseous clouds:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Large gaseous clouds:

Many farmers are reporting devastating losses due to the highly poisonous gases. Famine is expected in 3-4 weeks. Mass hysteria and looting are already sweeping the state.

The end is fucking nigh, and it came from Tanfan's ass.