Would you make this deal with the devil?

Michigan State wins the national championship in football in 2023, but they have to lose the Ferris state at home on their home opener in 2027

DWags wrote:Michigan State wins the national championship in football in 2023, but they have to lose the Ferris state at home on their home opener in 2027

I think the devil usually asks for more than that.

NigelUno wrote:

DWags wrote:Michigan State wins the national championship in football in 2023, but they have to lose the Ferris state at home on their home opener in 2027

I think the devil usually asks for more than that.

Hats?

Yes of course dwags. If you said that they win the national championship but I have to live the rest of my life in my own pit I’d have to think about it but still probably yeah

DWags wrote:Michigan State wins the national championship in football in 2023, but they have to lose the Ferris state at home on their home opener in 2027

That's a real game?

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags wrote:Michigan State wins the national championship in football in 2023, but they have to lose the Ferris state at home on their home opener in 2027

That's a real game?

No, and neither is the devil.

Suspension
Of
Disbelief

Didn’t Texas Longhorns football do that?

GRR Spartan wrote:Didn’t Texas Longhorns football do that?

Lose to Ferris? I don’t think so.

I would take the deal, DWags. Maybe Ferris will be  1A power by then.

I'd take it in a heart beat. Never cared about loses to Central or Whomever, but man, would that be glorious to win a NC in my lifetime.

This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

DWags wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

I think the devil usually asks for more than that.

Hats?

Pretty sure he’s lookin for a soul to steal. But, it seems he’s in a bind because he’s way behind and he’s willing to make a deal, you know, like on football titles and other games.

Question: WWJD? (What would Johnny do?)

Answer: Johnny would resin up his bow and play his fiddle hard, leaving the rest of us baffled since this is about college football.

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

This is a hard one. I hate to be lumped into the "just beat u of m" Spartan crowd, but no way am I going down to the Crossroads for this deal.

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

Or win back to back nattys and the devil gives you the largest, best available television for watching football, except: In exchange for the two titles, you can’t watch any of the games from those two season. Instead, you have to watch The Facts of Life whenever the Spartans are playing on tv, including the championship games.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

This is a hard one. I hate to be lumped into the "just beat u of m" Spartan crowd, but no way am I going down to the Crossroads for this deal.

That’s what she said, aaaaaaand
That’s what she said.

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

Fuck that. Lets win three nattys and beat Michigan every year. Fuck Ferris State too.

Nordic wrote:

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

Fuck that. Lets win three nattys and beat Michigan every year. Fuck Ferris State too.

This guy gets it.

OK how about MSU wins three national titles in both football and basketball but for the rest of your life the pantry and Greenway are sitting at the end of your bed while you are sleeping

I would take that deal. If you made it CMU though then it’s a no for me. I still remember those back to back losses and those hurt.

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

Not making that deal

Nordic wrote:

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

Fuck that. Lets win three nattys and beat Michigan every year. Fuck Ferris State too.

Why is it when I'm reading this, I hear the Charlie Daniels band playing in the background "the devil went down to Georgia" and Nordic is the guy who kicked the devils ass?

Cameron wrote:This is weak. A real conundrum would be MSU wins back to back nattys, but then never beats Michigan again. Gotta make it hurt.

How old am I and what kind of shape am I in? 80 and shitting my pants? I'm taking it. 60 with ten years or so left..... nope.

DWags wrote:OK how about MSU wins three national titles in both football and basketball but for the rest of your life the pantry and Greenway are sitting at the end of your bed while you are sleeping

Sounds hot. Will take deal.

DWags wrote:OK how about MSU wins three national titles in both football and basketball but for the rest of your life the pantry and Greenway are sitting at the end of your bed while you are sleeping

What are they doing down there?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:OK how about MSU wins three national titles in both football and basketball but for the rest of your life the pantry and Greenway are sitting at the end of your bed while you are sleeping

What are they doing down there?

Just starring at you. Naked from the waste down.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

What are they doing down there?

Just starring at you. Naked from the waste down.

Turtleneck is right that’s hot af

I got the ultimate bargain.  MSU wins not one but two nattys back to back but after that UofM wins two straight. Then after that Alabama wins one and then MSU is runner up in one. So we’d get two nattys and one runner up.

DWags wrote:

Nordic wrote:

Fuck that. Lets win three nattys and beat Michigan every year. Fuck Ferris State too.

Why is it when I'm reading this, I hear the Charlie Daniels band playing in the background "the devil went down to Georgia" and Nordic is the guy who kicked the devils ass?

Because I just referenced that in two posts to you, DWags, and because Nordy is one of the few who could kick the devil’s ass.
I’m starting to feel like Mrs. DWags. You never listen to me.

DWags wrote:OK how about MSU wins three national titles in both football and basketball but for the rest of your life the pantry and Greenway are sitting at the end of your bed while you are sleeping

Lump me in with Pantry? That’s a cheap shot, DWags. Pantry doesn’t deserve that.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:

Why is it when I'm reading this, I hear the Charlie Daniels band playing in the background "the devil went down to Georgia" and Nordic is the guy who kicked the devils ass?

Because I just referenced that in two posts to you, DWags, and because Nordy is one of the few who could kick the devil’s ass.
I’m starting to feel like Mrs. DWags. You never listen to me.

What?

Let’s be clear about one thing. I don’t need any incentive to watch anyone here while they’re sleeping. I’ve already proven that with a couple of you.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Because I just referenced that in two posts to you, DWags, and because Nordy is one of the few who could kick the devil’s ass.
I’m starting to feel like Mrs. DWags. You never listen to me.

What?

Exactly.

steveschneider wrote:I got the ultimate bargain.  MSU wins not one but two nattys back to back but after that UofM wins two straight. Then after that Alabama wins one and then MSU is runner up in one. So we’d get two nattys and one runner up.

Sorry man, but none of these matter now that half naked GreenWay and Pantry are part of the thread.

Turtleneck wrote:

steveschneider wrote:I got the ultimate bargain.  MSU wins not one but two nattys back to back but after that UofM wins two straight. Then after that Alabama wins one and then MSU is runner up in one. So we’d get two nattys and one runner up.

Sorry man, but none of these matter now that half naked GreenWay and Pantry are part of the thread.

Fucking Steve

Turtleneck wrote:

steveschneider wrote:I got the ultimate bargain.  MSU wins not one but two nattys back to back but after that UofM wins two straight. Then after that Alabama wins one and then MSU is runner up in one. So we’d get two nattys and one runner up.

Sorry man, but none of these matter now that half naked GreenWay and Pantry are part of the thread.

Only half? What is this, amateur hour?