Is it a good idea to use a shop-vac to pick up deer poop in my yard?

Or should I borrow my neighbor’s?

Heat Miser wrote:Try it on your own poop first.

Good idea, except it might be a few days.

tGreenWay wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:Try it on your own poop first.

Good idea, except it might be a few days.

Attaching the nozzle directly to your ass might speed the process

So long that becomes it’s sole use go ahead but wear a mask because you’ll be vaporizing deer dung and the stuff that lives in and on it.

No. Just no.
Get a big designated pooper scooper.

Dendrobates wrote:No. Just no.
Get a big designated pooper scooper.

I don’t think you understand just how much poop these deer have deposited on my lawn. It’s everywhere, and the pooch is verrrrry interested in all of it. She’s never eaten scat before, but she had a bout of liquid the other day and it’s a good bet she had herself a taste.
Mrs GW is thrilled with this new development, so nothing will be done to discourage their visits. I like watching deer too, in other people’s yards.

Speaking of other’s yards, a neighbor house lost all of its annuals and some other plants in their garden to these creatures. I’m giving Plantskyyd a go, despite knowing my dog will love that, too.

Use the shop vac you coward

Just shovel like dog poo... I have to pick up my yard every couple months. Have weird dark green patches all over.

USE THE SHOP VAC NOW

I have the greenest lawn on the block and I don’t use any chemicals or artificial fertilizing techniques. That deer poop is a good natural fertilizer that will feed your lawn. consider it a gift.

Dendrobates wrote:No. Just no.
Get a big designated pooper scooper.

I think using a pooper scooper on deer poop would be like trying to drain a leaky rowboat with a colander.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:No. Just no.
Get a big designated pooper scooper.

I think using a pooper scooper on deer poop would be like trying to drain a leaky rowboat with a colander.

This guy knows shit.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:USE THE SHOP VAC NOW

Travis I was gonna but deer were in the yard pooping and I didn’t want to disturb them cuz it’s rude.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:No. Just no.
Get a big designated pooper scooper.

I think using a pooper scooper on deer poop would be like trying to drain a leaky rowboat with a colander.

No. You can get most of it... I got experience.

Dogs love deer shit.