A Hearty F Penn State welcome to our newest member Spartygin!!

Dues are expected on the first of the month. You can fast track your elite status membership by sending a dick pic to Dendrobates. Or, even faster if you send a goatse pic to Travis.

And some Swillers thought my Welcome posts were scaring away the new peeps? Holy cowski.

GreenWay will accept dick pics too.

He'll, who wouldn't... bewb pic preferred, but whateves.

Yep. Dick Engberg. Dick York. Dick Van Dyke. Dick Clark. Feel free to Google more famous dicks.

Hello poster sparty gin I love you

Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

Dendrobates wrote:Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

Alphabetical? By size? color?

What are the data points for your dick pics?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

Alphabetical? By size? color?

What are the data points for your dick pics?

Now that, is the question isn't it?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

Alphabetical? By size? color?

What are the data points for your dick pics?

They’re not so much data points as analytics.

I hope SpartyTonic isn't far behind.

Dendrobates wrote:Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

I remember she had to get a larger file cabinet for mine.




Not because of size but because I sent thousands.

It's like we don't actually want new posters...

hi spartygin! welcome.

Welcome S Party Gin

DWags wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Yes, as roc said, all dick pics must be sent to me.
I file them accordingly. It's the rules.

I remember she had to get a larger file cabinet for mine.




Not because of size but because I sent thousands.

The angle, the lighting, the background. Getting a proper dick pic is an ordeal.

Probably CF wrote:

DWags wrote:

I remember she had to get a larger file cabinet for mine.




Not because of size but because I sent thousands.

The angle, the lighting, the background. Getting a proper dick pic is an ordeal.

I sent Dendro a couple black and white shots with perfect light and shadows, then in the subject line put : Artsy Farty photos.
It was pretty obvious she never opened the email, because she fired off her own response giving me hell for sending fart pics.

Welcome to tSwill, Spartygin!

Spartygin wrote:

Well done, Spartygin, but keep an eye out for Turtleneck. He won’t like the animal abuse in your gif and might try to sabotage your ascent here.