What should I do for my quarter life crisis?

I'm deep in a quarter life crisis right now. I hate my job, over worked/under paid, girlfriend I've bene with since broke up with me, travel so much for work I haven't had the opportunity to meet many people in this town I'm in, been looking for a new job for months with no luck. I think the way to make me feel better is to buy something I really don't need. Seems like dudes having their mid-life crisis buy a motorcycle or something like that. What should I buy? Suggestions would be appreciamatated.

I'd contact a producer of mass consumption corporate country music in Nashville because I think you just penned a number one hit, dude.

Drown your sorrows with a 30-pack of Keystone Light.

**** a fat girl and realize life isn't all that bad

Quit being a whiney bitch?

You should start selling Monavie or It Works.
http://www.monavie.com/
http://www.myitworks.com/

They are tremendous business opportunities.

Giant Moose wrote:Drown your sorrows with a 30-pack of Keystone Light.

Heck with that, he should go all out and get a 36'er of Boxer Beer. Then he could wake up the next day with a monumental quarter life hangover.

Izzo Court wrote:You should start selling Monavie or It Works.
http://www.monavie.com/
http://www.myitworks.com/

They are tremendous business opportunities.

Oh god. I had to de-friend so many single mothers from facebook because of that shit. I should have just deleted them when they were posting all those baby pictures.

Buy a Bug-a-salt.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Quit being a whiney bitch?

This. Man up, you're in your twenties you little punk. Wait until you hit your 40s and shit REALLY starts to go downhill.

Giant Moose wrote:Drown your sorrows with a 30-pack of Keystone Light.

Yeah, Man..I mean, it's like..right there on your shoulder   


Seriously, though..if you want to throw out some coin on yourself, I assume you've already thought of a trip to Oregon for a football game and tailgate? (mental note, buy a 30 of Keylight for Keith)

Sponge Worthy wrote:

Yeah, Man..I mean, it's like..right there on your shoulder   


Seriously, though..if you want to throw out some coin on yourself, I assume you've already thought of a trip to Oregon for a football game and tailgate?  (mental note, buy a 30 of Keylight for Keith)

I was invited to go to the Oregon game two months ago and turned it down because I thought my job would be in the way but its not looking like that right now. It is a good idea.

Why doesn't you simply mail it in and get fired from your job if its that bad

head down to Applebees and get a steak sizzler platter and a couple cold ones.

PS4

Volunteer to host an intern. If you get lucky like I did and she's hot as hell, that'll pop you out of your slump in a damn hurry.

Thanks for all the suggestions so far. So far I've decided that I'm gonna pound a case of stones, buy a PS4, bring the PS4 to an applebees and play it on one of their tvs all night while I slam a couple more cold ones and a steak dinner.

Keith Stone wrote:Thanks for all the suggestions so far. So far I've decided that I'm gonna pound a case of stones, buy a PS4, bring the PS4 to an applebees and play it on one of their tvs all night while I slam a couple more cold ones and a steak dinner.

Tag a server. They are always sooooo hot. Eatin good in the neighborhood, yo.

Move.

Let me guess, this all stems from the fact that you failed to get your TPS reports in on time. Am I right?

Keith Stone wrote:Thanks for all the suggestions so far. So far I've decided that I'm gonna pound a case of stones, buy a PS4, bring the PS4 to an applebees and play it on one of their tvs all night while I slam a couple more cold ones and a steak dinner.

Bug-a-salt motherfucker!

Take stock.

Be grateful for not being married

Your life sounds like a dream. Try to enjoy it and not sweat the small stuff because it only gets worse.