tWhere the f*** is everyone? Nobody is at my tailgate bye week other games thread

[DWags]

Enjoy this beautiful day. Let’s goooooooooooo

Blake’s at noon with the wife daughters and their boyfriends.

[Dendrobates]

Enjoy this beautiful day. Let’s goooooooooooo

Blake’s at noon with the wife daughters and their boyfriends.

Everyone is going to be at the cider mills this weekend. We did Blakes's 3 weeks ago. Today, we're going to Westview. And then we're going to Tillson street.

[Jake from State Farm]

I get to go to a birthday party for a one year old. The wife asked if we should get a card. I said no, the kid can't possibly know how to read.

[Dendrobates]

I get to go to a birthday party for a one year old. The wife asked if we should get a card. I said no, the kid can't possibly know how to read.

It's not always done anymore, but the purpose of the card is for parents to write thank yous. It's easier to just go through the names on the cards. If possible, I would write what they got on the back of the card to reference with the thank you.

[tGreenWay]

I just spent the last two hours in the back of a squad car explaining to ELPD that it’s okay to walk naked outside as long as it’s just to go grab the paper in the yard. It’s like a grandfather clause exemption from public nudity/indecency laws, mostly on account of all the naked grandpas wandering around their front yards.

[duffy munn]

11:30 tee time

[Nordic]

Miami Nooooooo!

[DWags]

Enjoy this beautiful day. Let’s goooooooooooo

Blake’s at noon with the wife daughters and their boyfriends.

Everyone is going to be at the cider mills this weekend. We did Blakes's 3 weeks ago. Today, we're going to Westview. And then we're going to Tillson street.

It was unbelievably crowded. Besides, six of us went. I bought five hamburgers one turkey leg to corns it cost 100 bucks. Whatever they usually make on a weekend they quadrupled it. But I enjoyed being with my daughters my wife and my daughters boyfriends. It was a good day. I even texted Whiteboy Hatcher because I needed a recipe he had for salsa, as I bought a bunch of peppers at Blakes

[Dendrobates]

Everyone is going to be at the cider mills this weekend. We did Blakes's 3 weeks ago. Today, we're going to Westview. And then we're going to Tillson street.

It was unbelievably crowded. Besides, six of us went. I bought five hamburgers one turkey leg to corns it cost 100 bucks. Whatever they usually make on a weekend they quadrupled it. But I enjoyed being with my daughters my wife and my daughters boyfriends. It was a good day. I even texted Whiteboy Hatcher because I needed a recipe he had for salsa, as I bought a bunch of peppers at Blakes

I knew it would be like that. I was surprised Westview wasn't crazy busy. It was definitely busy, I just thought it would be more so. The kids had fun playing though. Their donuts and cider isn't as good as Blake's though.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

11:30 tee time

Where’d you go duff? I did eagle eye again yesterday. Wanted Hawk hallow but the times didn’t work out

[tGreenWay]

11:30 tee time

Where’d you go duff? I did eagle eye again yesterday. Wanted Hawk hallow but the times didn’t work out

Tee times are a social construct. Screw those time fascists! (Looking at you, Kingston.) Just show up and start your round.

[DWags]

100 bucks he was with Jingles.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Where’d you go duff? I did eagle eye again yesterday. Wanted Hawk hallow but the times didn’t work out

Tee times are a social construct. Screw those time fascists! (Looking at you, Kingston.) Just show up and start your round.

I mean the course I plan to play tomorrow, yeah I usually just show up and it’s fine. I’ll probably call ahead anyway since it will be busy as it’s probably the last ideal day for 6 months. But on a random Sunday in august, yeah I just show up and they don’t care. But it’s not a fancy place.

[duffy munn]

11:30 tee time

Where’d you go duff? I did eagle eye again yesterday. Wanted Hawk hallow but the times didn’t work out

Timber Ridge

[Turtleneck]

11:30 tee time

Where’d you go duff? I did eagle eye again yesterday. Wanted Hawk hallow but the times didn’t work out

Stop being so basic, bro.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

What’s wrong with being basic? A pumpkin spiced latte is delicious. Maybe you need to reevaluate your judginess

[Turtleneck]

What’s wrong with being basic? A pumpkin spiced latte is delicious. Maybe you need to reevaluate your judginess

Dear Travis of the Cosmos,

While I think you are a great American and an overall outstanding addition to humankind, please stop golfing. Your humanity score will go from 3.5 to 4.0. You will be perfect. In case you were wondering, horny posting does not impact your humanity score, so keep doing that as much as you want.

Sincerely,

Jeff
Regional Director
Human Services Division
Afterlife Management & Care Corp.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I’m gonna golf again later today at the local shitty course turtle. But then after that I may not go for 6 months. (I’ll probably play one or two more times before it becomes impossible. We’ll see)

[Nordic]

24hr rule. Bye week is officially over. Put your clubs and apple cider away. Get a good meal. Watch some film. Get ready for the hate. It's officially fucking Michigan week.

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