An open letter to all My farters

It's not fun anymore. Very difficult to judge the pressure and viscosity.

Take the safe route now and go to the shitter, first.

Adult diapers will soon be your friend.

It's a horrible thing, to lose trust in one's asshole. But lying assholes are a huge problem these days...

tldr

I don't have that issue, but my guts aren't shy in letting themselves be known.

Anyone have a "problem" when drinking beers. Like waking up cause farts are so bad? I'm thinking it might be beer brand specific. Would beano fix it?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I don't have that issue, but my guts aren't shy in letting themselves be known.

Anyone have a "problem" when drinking beers. Like waking up cause farts are so bad? I'm thinking it might be beer brand specific. Would beano fix it?

Draft beer will do that for sure. And yes, beano will help. It thins the membrane wall of the fart bubbles in your colon and the gas is absorbed into your bloodstream and exhaled out when you breathe.

Motown Spartan wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I don't have that issue, but my guts aren't shy in letting themselves be known.

Anyone have a "problem" when drinking beers. Like waking up cause farts are so bad? I'm thinking it might be beer brand specific. Would beano fix it?

Draft beer will do that for sure. And yes, beano will help. It thins the membrane wall of the fart bubbles in your colon and the gas is absorbed into your bloodstream and exhaled out when you breathe.

Look at Mr Wizard over here...

Cameron wrote:It's a horrible thing, to lose trust in one's asshole. But lying assholes are a huge problem these days...

There I was broken hearted
Thought I'd shit but only farted
Next time I took a chance
Saved some time, and shit my pants

Here I sit in silent bliss
Listening to my tinkling piss
All at once, a fart is heard
Followed by a big long turd

You poets get those from Wells Hall auditorium stalls? Seems like I remember some good ones there.