Bob, please be on your best behavior

There’s a teeny tiny chance the new FB coach moves into our neighborhood. It likely won’t happen because there aren’t any of the bigger houses available, as far as I know. They’ll probably wind up in a McMansion in Whitehills Woods or wherever, even though every single person I’ve ever known to live in that area has talked about how poorly built those homes are.
Still, as long as there’s even the smallest of chances, I’d like you to be cool when you’re out and about. That is to say, just don’t overdo it. If we can get this guy as a neighbor, we have a much better chance of scoring some pretty darn good tickets to all the rev sports big games. So pretty please, be chill.
Thank you and good night.

tGreenWay wrote:There’s a teeny tiny chance the new FB coach moves into our neighborhood. It likely won’t happen because there aren’t any of the bigger houses available, as far as I know. They’ll probably wind up in a McMansion in Whitehills Woods or wherever, even though every single person I’ve ever known to live in that area has talked about how poorly built those homes are.
Still, as long as there’s even the smallest of chances, I’d like you to be cool when you’re out and about. That is to say, just don’t overdo it. If we can get this guy as a neighbor, we have a much better chance of scoring some pretty darn good tickets to all the rev sports big games. So pretty please, be chill.
Thank you and good night.

thanks, man - I will be on my best behavior. My wife normally keeps me on a pretty short leash, but it's always nice to get a reminder from a fellow Swillster I love and respect.

It would be cool to have them as a neighbor. You and I could drop off cookies or something.

“ It's a neighborly day in this beautywood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you”

Never realized how creepy those lyrics are. Fred Rogers is so endearing I always just hummed along.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:There’s a teeny tiny chance the new FB coach moves into our neighborhood. It likely won’t happen because there aren’t any of the bigger houses available, as far as I know. They’ll probably wind up in a McMansion in Whitehills Woods or wherever, even though every single person I’ve ever known to live in that area has talked about how poorly built those homes are.
Still, as long as there’s even the smallest of chances, I’d like you to be cool when you’re out and about. That is to say, just don’t overdo it. If we can get this guy as a neighbor, we have a much better chance of scoring some pretty darn good tickets to all the rev sports big games. So pretty please, be chill.
Thank you and good night.

thanks, man - I will be on my best behavior. My wife normally keeps me on a pretty short leash, but it's always nice to get a reminder from a fellow Swillster I love and respect.

It would be cool to have them as a neighbor. You and I could drop off cookies or something.

Don't give into this, Bob. Be yourself.

Coming from oregon he probably wants something with a bit more of an up north flavor, like bath or Dewitt. Maybe even St. John’s if he’s into going really off the grid

steveschneider wrote:“ It's a neighborly day in this beautywood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you”

Never realized how creepy those lyrics are. Fred Rogers is so endearing I always just hummed along.

Fuck you Steve, the man was a saint.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:There’s a teeny tiny chance the new FB coach moves into our neighborhood. It likely won’t happen because there aren’t any of the bigger houses available, as far as I know. They’ll probably wind up in a McMansion in Whitehills Woods or wherever, even though every single person I’ve ever known to live in that area has talked about how poorly built those homes are.
Still, as long as there’s even the smallest of chances, I’d like you to be cool when you’re out and about. That is to say, just don’t overdo it. If we can get this guy as a neighbor, we have a much better chance of scoring some pretty darn good tickets to all the rev sports big games. So pretty please, be chill.
Thank you and good night.

thanks, man - I will be on my best behavior. My wife normally keeps me on a pretty short leash, but it's always nice to get a reminder from a fellow Swillster I love and respect.

It would be cool to have them as a neighbor. You and I could drop off cookies or something.

Cookies would be very neighborly. If you don’t mind and have the time, I’d also like to take a few minutes to show the coach how to pre-cheese his tacos.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
thanks, man - I will be on my best behavior. My wife normally keeps me on a pretty short leash, but it's always nice to get a reminder from a fellow Swillster I love and respect.

It would be cool to have them as a neighbor. You and I could drop off cookies or something.

Cookies would be very neighborly. If you don’t mind and have the time, I’d also like to take a few minutes to show the coach how to pre-cheese his tacos.

this would provide me with an opportunity to discuss his favorite Springsteen records.

"Hi, Welcome to the neighborhood. I'm Bob, this is tGreenWay. Do you have a moment for us to discuss pre-cheesing your tacos"?



(that actually sounds like something Tugger would've said.. nevermind).

Worst humble brag greenway

If you think bike riding Bobby Sak can scare away a football coach, your opinion of Bobby Sak is 180 degrees from mine.

GRR Spartan wrote:If you think bike riding Bobby Sak can scare away a football coach, your opinion of Bobby Sak is 180 degrees from mine.

You're a great American.

I’ll be moving to your hood in December. I’ll try to remember to wear pants when I’m taking out the trash.

Dendrobates wrote:Worst humble brag greenway

True, it will be a pita, but somebody needs to show the new coach how to correctly pre-cheese his tacos, and it should probably come from the creator. I’d be honored.

Dendrobates wrote:Worst humble brag greenway

Also, both Biggie and Duffy lived in our ‘hood, which should be gosh darn good enough for all who follow in their footsteps.

GRR Spartan wrote:If you think bike riding Bobby Sak can scare away a football coach, your opinion of Bobby Sak is 180 degrees from mine.

It’s more a concern after he awakes from his 3rd nap and is four fingers deep in his three-foot tall bottle of Galliano.

tGreenWay wrote:

GRR Spartan wrote:If you think bike riding Bobby Sak can scare away a football coach, your opinion of Bobby Sak is 180 degrees from mine.

It’s more a concern after he awakes from his 3rd nap and is four fingers deep in his three-foot tall bottle of Galliano.

it ain't gonna drink itself.

Nordic wrote:I’ll be moving to your hood in December. I’ll try to remember to wear pants when I’m taking out the trash.

We ain’t got no HOA. Pants are always optional and, frankly, discouraged.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


It’s more a concern after he awakes from his 3rd nap and is four fingers deep in his three-foot tall bottle of Galliano.

it ain't gonna drink itself.

Attaboy.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: it ain't gonna drink itself.

Attaboy.

(full disclosure: I had to google what it was)

I'm more of a Strohs/Old Style/PBR with a shot of Beam kinda guy.