Happy birthday dendro

If we all just pretend that this thread is from yesterday she might not notice everyone be cool

 

Hope you have a week of foot rubs and no kids.

DWags wrote:

Hope you had foot rubs and no kids.

Please correct the tense to have not had, we’re pretending

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Hope things are well.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday! Hopefully you have a great day of drinking and bar hopping!

Happy birthday Dendro! It's gotta be cool to share a B-day with Greenway

She's not even here anymore. Chose her job and kids over tSwill.... sheesh.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:She's not even here anymore. Chose her job and kids over tSwill.... sheesh.

She's here in spirit. She added a lot to the board when she could spend some time here. Not all of us but many of us have grown kids. Some of you who don't have grown kids can surely understand her absence. I remember those days and I understand.

(note the double spaces between sentences)

I assume most of you, like me, wish we had more XX representation on this board.

Happy Birthday, Dendro!

HBD. Would bang.

Happy Birthday Dendro!

Please PM Heat which poster scared you away and he'll permanently ban them.

Thank you boys.
It was just another day, but I appreciate the thought.

One of these years, my true birthday wish will come true.
A line up of the swill guys in speedos doing a line dance will happen sometime.

Dendrobates wrote:Thank you boys.
It was just another day, but I appreciate the thought.

One of these years, my true birthday wish will come true.
A line up of the swill guys in speeds doing a line dance will happen sometime.

I think I threw up a bit in my mouth.

DWags wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:Thank you boys.
It was just another day, but I appreciate the thought.

One of these years, my true birthday wish will come true.
A line up of the swill guys in speeds doing a line dance will happen sometime.

I think I threw up a bit in my mouth.

I might too. But it would be one hell of a show

Not sure I can fit my Depends underneath my banana hammock.

tGreenWay wrote:Not sure I can fit my Depends underneath my banana hammock.

Start clenching now. Hopefully you can build up the muscle so that your spinchter is tightened.

Dendrobates wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Not sure I can fit my Depends underneath my banana hammock.

Start clenching now. Hopefully you can build up the muscle so that your spinchter is tightened.

We could do kegels together! We’ll work out weekly leading up to your bday next year.