Translation?

Good Day,

Compliments of the day to you and this mail will meet you in good health I
hope you are doing well.With Due Respect, I want to introduce myself. My name
is Mr Goldman Flanders, Chairman of Contract Award Committee of West African
Health Support Organization (WAHSO). I operate at our headquarters which are
located in Accra, Ghana, but our sub and area offices are in all member states
of the organization.

This organization is an arm of the Economic Communities of West African States
(ECOWAS) which is the single largest organization operating here in the West
African sub-region with 15 member states.
In addition, my organization oversees health support related matters in the
whole region.
I am contacting you based on the committee's need for an individual,company
whom are willing to assist us with a solution to a money transfer.

The amount of Twenty Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf
of ECOWAS for supply of hospital equipment from foreign contracting firms,
which we over-invoiced
deliberately, of which the actual sum has been paid.

We need you to help us by providing a durable account that will be used to
receive this money for the benefit of all of us.We made up this mark to take
care of our retirement benefits because some of us in the committee are due
for retirement soon and we believe this will help in no small measure to
affect great change in our generations coupled with the fact that the project
was a multi-million dollar so it provided a very unique and great opportunity
for us all.

Would you be willing to assist us in the transaction? Your share of the sum
will be 30% of the $23.5 Million, 65% for us and 5% for taxation and
miscellaneous expenses. To enable us to begin commencing, you should provide
the following for immediate kickoff of this deal if it interests you: Your
company's name with its complete address, telephone number, and fax number.

We are mature men in the highest cadres of our careers and would want to
protect both our reputation which we have worked hard over the years to build,
our family names, careers and grown up children, so we would want you to take
this transaction serious and give it, it's desired attention if you accepts
this partnership.

Please confirm the receipt of this message and let us know your position
immediately by sending your reply to my private email address (
eeccnga1@aol.com ) for more details.Thanks

Yours Faithfully,
Mr Goldman Flanders

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Lots of words for a short message. But I can sum it up for you very succinctly:

You have Ebola.

75alum wrote:Well there you go.  Flanders.  Never trusted that mustachioed pseudo Bible thumper.  The email was really sent from Springfield.  And ECO WAS is Engineered Comic-oogly Woogly Actors Society.