What a bartender thinks of you.

When you order that drink, here's what a tender is thinking

Me? unless you order a domestic beer in a bottle or a scotch, I just think you're a pussy.

For the sake of most relationships, I usually care a small amount what others may think about me. However, a bartender is a person who I give zero fucks about their opinion of me. I will order a Mojito and tip a dollar, and not care a single bit what the soulless person behind the bar may opine about my choice.

You're like Blanch with better grammar.

Marc Summers wrote:. I will order a Mojito and tip a dollar, and not care a single bit what the soulless person behind the bar may opine about my choice.

I believe you.   Really, I absolutely believe you.  

Guarantee this was written by some trcmb douche who's never worked in a bar. The mojito one was a dead give away

DWags wrote:

I believe you.   Really, I absolutely believe you.  

Still no fucks given. I've only ****ed one bartender in my life, and this was when I worked at a bar. Otherwise, the chances of picking up a bartender as a patron are basically 0%.

Marc Summers wrote:

Still no fucks given. I've only ****ed one bartender in my life, and this was when I worked at a bar. Otherwise, the chances of picking up a bartender as a patron are basically 0%.

Couple of things. Did he work at Ricks? Also, only Nucky would think there is zero percent chance.

Marc Summers wrote:

Still no fucks given. I've only ****ed one bartender in my life, and this was when I worked at a bar. Otherwise, the chances of picking up a bartender as a patron are basically 0%.

No it's not. What a fucking loser. Not saying it's ready, but definitely doable.

InTenSity wrote:

No it's not. What a fucking loser. Not saying it's ready, but definitely doable.

Maybe if you're a regular at the type of bar where you can sit and have a conversation, but not at the bar depicted in those pictures.

Marc Summers wrote:

Maybe if you're a regular at the type of bar where you can sit and have a conversation, but not at the bar depicted in those pictures.

Jesus. you're really clueless. No wonder you're so damn angry

InTenSity wrote:

No it's not. What a fucking loser. Not saying it's ready, but definitely doable.

Doable??? Do you hit on nurses when you visit the doctor's office too? That doable?

Only time I banged bartenders is when they aren't working and I find out after the fact. Hitting on chicks on the clock with this guard at max is fruitless

DWags wrote:

Jesus. you're really clueless. No wonder you're so damn angry

He's actually spot on. But go on to tell us how many you pulled bf you married your college sweat heart at 22

I go to a lot of bars where the bar tender is some snooty dickbag who didn't finish college but seems to know infinitely more than anyone else in the world.

Couldn't give a bloody shit about what he thinks of me.

Who gives a shit what the bartender thinks? They should think less about me and more about hurrying up with my PBR. Like really, who honestly gives two shits about hot bartenders, they're there for looks, there is a 0% chance of taking one home. I'm not tipping a dollar for someone to reach under a counter and uncap a $2 beer for me.

Ass Dan wrote:I go to a lot of bars where the bar tender is some snooty dickbag who didn't finish college but seems to know infinitely more than anyone else in the world.

Couldn't give a bloody shit about what he thinks of me.

For not caring about what your bartender thinks of you, you seem to know a lot about your bartender(s).

NigelUno wrote:

For not caring about what your bartender thinks of you, you seem to know a lot about your bartender(s).

An excellent observation. A gold star for you, Nigel.

I pretty much agree with most of the posts. Pour my drink. Pour it strong. Shut your piehole and you'll get a good tip. Your life experience is not a resource to me.

Blanch32 wrote:

Doable??? Do you hit on nurses when you visit the doctor's office too? That doable?

Only time I banged bartenders is when they aren't working and I find out after the fact. Hitting on chicks on the clock with this guard at max is fruitless

Blanch is a smart man. He knows females much better than the sexless married fucks on this site.

Marc Summers wrote:
Blanch is a smart man. He knows females much better than the sexless married fucks on this site.

^^^^^^^

this particular string of words I never thought would be actually put together by anyone on the internet or otherwise. Holy Shit.

The other night I was in a bar, the kind that doesn't cater to the frat/suburban types... and they asked for 4 "fuzzy nipples" and 5 "blonde haired sluts" or whatever they drink in the subdivisions and the bartender just looked at them with a blank stare... probably determining how repressed the sexual orientation of the customer was... before replying "I can get you a shot of whiskey...."

xsanguine wrote:The other night I was in a bar, the kind that doesn't cater to the frat/suburban types... and they asked for 4 "fuzzy nipples" and 5 "blonde haired sluts" or whatever they drink in the subdivisions and the bartender just looked at them with a blank stare... probably determining how repressed the sexual orientation of the customer was... before replying "I can get you a shot of whiskey...."

But those pussies just didn't care.

DWags wrote:

^^^^^^^

this particular string of words I never thought would be actually put together by anyone on the internet or otherwise. Holy Shit.

I've been wondering for years who Nucky really was and now I think I know