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Post by The_Dude 2014-12-30, 13:08

Giada is getting divorced 3434560931 http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/12/30/giada-de-laurentiis-husband-divorce-todd-split/21044183/
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2014-12-30, 13:14

Meh.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2014-12-30, 13:17

More pics plz
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2014-12-30, 13:19

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2014-12-30, 13:36

She's lovely. Thanks CB.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-30, 13:49

Who? Is this about Harbaugh?
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Post by The Pantry 2014-12-30, 19:20

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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-30, 20:24

That's not Natalie Portman?
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Post by Rod Porkmore 2014-12-30, 20:30

My friend's coworker's cousin is the guy getting divorced from Giada.

Sorry, no pics of friend, coworker, or cousin.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-12-30, 20:47

Rod Porkmore wrote:My friend's coworker's cousin is the guy getting divorced from Giada.

Sorry, no pics of friend, coworker, or cousin.
Todd always seemed a little uptight in shows he appeared in. Can't really blame him...not everyone wants to be on TV.

At least the dude will get a favorable divorce settlement, unlike most of us
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Post by Marc Summers 2014-12-30, 20:50

She's pretty much old news at this point. 44 years old, and no longer as attractive as she was back in like 2005. Once you hit this point in life, it's time to either lock things in for life or end it.
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Post by Rod Porkmore 2014-12-30, 20:54

Marc Summers wrote:She's pretty much old news at this point. 44 years old, and no longer as attractive as she was back in like 2005. Once you hit this point in life, it's time to either lock things in for life or end it.

I'd still give her the 30 seconds of fury.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen 2014-12-30, 21:27

Marc Summers wrote:She's pretty much old news at this point. 44 years old, and no longer as attractive as she was back in like 2005. Once you hit this point in life, it's time to either lock things in for life or end it.

Right. You reject pussy like that on a daily basis. Then you log off and go to another pay site.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-30, 21:29

Jethro Bodeen wrote:

Right. You reject pussy like that on a daily basis. Then you log off and go to another pay site.

I think his current material is Harbaugh.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-12-30, 21:51

Rod Porkmore wrote:

I'd still give her the 30 seconds of fury.
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Post by HT 2014-12-31, 01:13

Time to make a handmade white sauce inspired by her in honor of this event.
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Post by Rocinante 2014-12-31, 02:00

She's aaight. That nose is a bit much.
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Post by Cym Jim 2014-12-31, 03:08

Dude left her because Americans can't cook. He's probably after Nigella now, who doesn't need a cheap push-up bra like Giada. #propercheftitties
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Post by The Pantry 2014-12-31, 07:10

Cym Jim wrote:Dude left her because Americans can't cook. He's probably after Nigella now, who doesn't need a cheap push-up bra like Giada. #propercheftitties
You're becoming more like the French by the minute...we have to help you with everything

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Post by beal99 2014-12-31, 08:30

Giada is too pointy, like a nicely titted rat
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-31, 08:55

Cym Jim wrote:Dude left her because Americans can't cook. He's probably after Nigella now, who doesn't need a cheap push-up bra like Giada. #propercheftitties

What would you know about good food?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2014-12-31, 09:01

Turtleneck wrote:

What would you know about good food?

They throw some root vegetables in a sheep intestine. Boil it for eight hours and call it fine dining. English food is the worst.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-31, 10:13

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

They throw some root vegetables in a sheep intestine. Boil it for eight hours and call it fine dining. English food is the worst.

They sill eat like it's the middle ages.


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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2014-12-31, 11:39

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

They throw some root vegetables in a sheep intestine. Boil it for eight hours and call it fine dining. English food is the worst.

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Post by kingstonlake 2014-12-31, 12:55

Marc Summers wrote:She's pretty much old news at this point. 44 years old, and no longer as attractive as she was back in like 2005. Once you hit this point in life, it's time to either lock things in for life or end it.

So she's basically your favorite football team, SCum.
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Post by SawGreen 2014-12-31, 13:21

Without opening the link, isn't that some monster that fought Godzilla?
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-12-31, 13:23

SawGreen wrote:Without opening the link, isn't that some monster that fought Godzilla?

You're thinking of Matthew Broderick.
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Post by Code_Warrior 2014-12-31, 13:45

SawGreen wrote:Without opening the link, isn't that some monster that fought Godzilla?
You're thinking of Ghidorah, the 3 headed monster that shot lightning bolts out of its mouths. Giada is much more attractive than Ghidorah and I'm not sure, but she might be able to shoot lightning bolts out of her tits.
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Post by Cym Jim 2014-12-31, 18:28

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You're becoming more like the French by the minute...we have to help you with everything

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Post by Rod Porkmore 2014-12-31, 21:09

Giada's got stretch marks on her upper titty area. Still would bang and motorboat.
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Post by Green Note 2015-01-01, 12:47

The Pantry wrote:
You're becoming more like the French by the minute...we have to help you with everything

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