whats your best Rcmb banning story

by **Blanch32** Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:56 am

Here's where I knew the end was neight: nedgo banned for 3 months for posting "one more time.". No joke either.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:01 am

I should have had at least one banning (for posting video of Keeley Hazell's naked boobies early one Sunday morning), but in all my years on tRCMB I was never awarded a banning badge of honor.

by **Giant Moose** Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:54 am

Never post a mod's law firm photo as your avatar with a smiley face over his face.

by **NigelUno** Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:58 am

Giant Moose wrote:Never post a mod's law firm photo as your avatar with a smiley face over his face.

You can post that here though.

Probably.

by **Giant Moose** Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:43 am

gHost Spartan wrote:When TUI was a Rod he banned me pretty much every day. Back then, there was a reason for the banning. Tui used to write: I have your fucking guts.

He had your guts?

by **Cameron** Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:08 pm

Got banned once for power ranking the retards of Wells Hall. The ban was surprisingly short, all things considered...

by TrueGreenSpartan Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:10 pm

Never banned. Warned for calling out Youngblood for being a idiot whats your best Rcmb banning story 2599972566

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:29 pm

I've been banned multiple times for my silly attempt at harmless humor.

ironically enough, my physical self has been threatened more than once on that board and those posters haven't been banned. In fact, they've been encouraged.

nothing like a Spartan wishing harm upon another Spartan.

by **SeeRockCity** Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:37 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've been banned multiple times for my silly attempt at harmless humor.

ironically enough, my physical self has been threatened more than once on that board and those posters haven't been banned. In fact, they've been encouraged.

nothing like a Spartan wishing harm upon another Spartan.

Pick up your post count or I will punch you right in the neck.

by Danny Tanner Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:45 pm

SeeRockCity wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've been banned multiple times for my silly attempt at harmless humor.

ironically enough, my physical self has been threatened more than once on that board and those posters haven't been banned. In fact, they've been encouraged.

nothing like a Spartan wishing harm upon another Spartan.

Pick up your post count or I will punch you right in the neck.

Seriously. 3 posts, I was expecting a solid 350 within hours of registration.

by **Blanch32** Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:46 pm

Agree with Bob. I post about having a one night stand and I'm banned. Meanwhile 10 five star posters respond with multiple versions of "I wish death upon you" and its all giggles and upvotes. Good thing the rods families are reading, right?

by Guest Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:47 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I've been banned multiple times for my silly attempt at harmless humor.

ironically enough, my physical self has been threatened more than once on that board and those posters haven't been banned. In fact, they've been encouraged.

nothing like a Spartan wishing harm upon another Spartan.

whats your best Rcmb banning story Snotbubbles

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:02 pm

blanch32 wrote:Agree with Bob. I post about having a one night stand and I'm banned. Meanwhile 10 five star posters respond with multiple versions of "I wish death upon you" and its all giggles and upvotes. Good thing the rods families are reading, right?

this..

by tanfan! Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:05 pm

Blanch. The blowers on the rcmb are allowed to attack incessantly without recourse. If you respond you are gone. Anyway. Eff that board. Let's use this to have fun again.

by **Blanch32** Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:08 pm

Tanner I was just shocked to learn others besides me you and Bob received such treatment from a corporate entity desperately trying to make chedda

by The Doctor Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:58 pm

Martin and Nedgo are pieces of shit.

by Notorious GiB Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:04 pm

I was banned by Trevor after the move to 247 for publicly saying he sold out. The truth hurt apparently.

by green night Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:21 pm

I joked about starting a donation drive to send green and white roses to some dead scum parent. I think Hoke's or Branden's mom or dad died a couple years ago ... during the discussion there were some RIP crap and then I was banned for like a hundred years. So, i stayed off the board for a 15 months and then needed help with rose bowl planning.

crap ... the banning shit was incredible!

by **Giant Moose** Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:24 pm

green night wrote:I joked about starting a donation drive to send green and white roses to some dead scum parent. I think Hoke's or Branden's mom or dad died a couple years ago ... during the discussion there were some RIP crap and then I was banned for like a hundred years. So, i stayed off the board for a 15 months and then needed help with rose bowl planning.

crap ... the banning shit was incredible!

Glad you made it over here. whats your best Rcmb banning story 969504605

by **Keith Stone** Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:31 pm

I haven't gotten banned yet. I feel like I need to get banned to prove my worthiness to post here. What should I do?

by Guest Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:35 pm

Nedgo reminding everyone again that he’s a lawyer in the hot teacher thread over there. Should I ask for his autograph? lol

by Cosmo_Kramer Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:41 pm

I told Rocket Play to go suck a fucking cock because he was acting like a bitch, per usual. He told Vim and I was banned for a week.

by **tig ol bitties** Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:27 am

Banned for "spoiling" the world series of poker 8 minutes before the MSU guy won on TV.

I think the other times were for making fun of 24/7.

Yup. I'm a hard-ass.

by Duke Silver Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:34 am

I posted a pic from when my sisters pit took a shit on top of the SI cover of Michael Vick. I learned a new rule that day.

by **Heat Miser** Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:35 am

Keith Stone wrote:I haven't gotten banned yet. I feel like I need to get banned to prove my worthiness to post here. What should I do?

Post porn of course. The only way to go out in a blaze of glory. Make sure you let everyone here know when you're gonna do it so we can watch.

by TrueGreenSpartan Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:11 am

Duke Silver wrote:I posted a pic from when my sisters pit took a shit on top of the SI cover of Michael Vick. I learned a new rule that day.

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by **Blanch32** Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:30 am

Keith its simple. Call any particular mod a rod. They hate that and their reaction is funny

by Big Ten Referee Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:56 pm

I can't even remember all of the reasons why I was banned. It had to have been 8-10 times. Worst was when I made a sarcastic remark about prayer.

by Danny Tanner Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:07 pm

Big Ten Referee wrote: Worst was when I made a sarcastic remark about prayer.

I first read this as "player" and then thought you were Asian whats your best Rcmb banning story 502811600

by **Heat Miser** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:08 pm

Big Ten Referee wrote:I can't even remember all of the reasons why I was banned. It had to have been 8-10 times. Worst was when I made a sarcastic remark about prayer.

I remember that. Something along the lines of "Ok, I prayed for you...did it help?"

by Ruckus Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:17 pm

blanch32 wrote:Keith its simple. Call any particular mod a rod. They hate that and their reaction is funny

those losers declared that calling the mods rods is like calling a black person the n word.

by Big Ten Referee Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:17 pm

That was a 2 month ban! scratch

by **InTenSity** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:23 pm

30 day ban for 'trolling the mods' 2nd ban from Trevor. Said the place would be more profitable without message boards, or something to that effect. Last year I got a ban for...I'm not sure what, but I went off on a scum troll. Maybe said I wouldn't take a piss on him, even if he was on fire. I know I've had a couple bans for trolling mods though.

by Ned Stark Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:23 pm

Heat Miser wrote:

Post porn of course. The only way to go out in a blaze of glory. Make sure you let everyone here know when you're gonna do it so we can watch.

I feel like I'm definitely going to try go out with a bang over there. But should I hold off for the possibility of tSwill going on the offensive someday in a board-wide attack?

by **Heat Miser** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:27 pm

Ned Stark wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Post porn of course. The only way to go out in a blaze of glory. Make sure you let everyone here know when you're gonna do it so we can watch.

I feel like I'm definitely going to try go out with a bang over there. But should I hold off for the possibility of tSwill going on the offensive someday in a board-wide attack?

A coordinated, staggered, porn posting blaze of glory would be legendary. Everybody gets a time slot to post their porn until they get banned.

by **InTenSity** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:29 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
So, lunch time?

A coordinated, staggered, porn posting blaze of glory would be legendary. Everybody gets a time slot to post their porn until they get banned.

by **Heat Miser** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:31 pm

InTenSityX wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:
So, lunch time?

A coordinated, staggered, porn posting blaze of glory would be legendary. Everybody gets a time slot to post their porn until they get banned.

Everybody gets a different 30 minute window. 100 participants would make a 2+ day event.

by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:34 pm

tig ol bitties wrote:Banned for "spoiling" the world series of poker 8 minutes before the MSU guy won on TV.
I think the other times were for making fun of 24/7.
Yup. I'm a hard-ass.

You were there for my only banning....

Bronco_Bahma said....(original post)
he's just demonstrating his 2nd Amendment right..

LooseGoose2012 said....(original post)
After Nidal Hasan killed 13 and wounded more than 30 in November 2009, John R. Lott wrote about one of the craziest policies to come out of the Clinton era: making military bases “gun free zones.”
Yes, that’s correct. In 1993, President Bill Clinton decreed that US military personnel were to surrender the Second Amendment rights that they swear an oath to support and defend. Lott, writing in 2009, called for that policy to be ended.

d mcc said....(original post)
See you in a year

tig ol bitties1 said....(original post)
lol
sensitive

d mcc said....(original post)
See page one and two please. I made it clear that politicization of this topic would not go unpunished. But I'll +1 you anyway, because I like you.

Somehow what I said was "political" enough for a 1 year ban and Bronco's post wasn't political. Typical Rod favoritism.

by Ned Stark Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:36 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
Everybody gets a different 30 minute window. 100 participants would make a 2+ day event.

That would be fucking unreal. If we were to actually do this, I would definitely make a couple of schticks over there in preparation just so I'd for sure be able to utilize my full 30 minutes.

by Bill Cain Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:51 pm

Too many stories to be perfectly honest........

I'll keep it subdued but I remember on the old board being banned just for making a normal post. Back on the old board mods used to be able to provide a reason for your ban. After making 1 simple post I was suddenly banned.

The reason provided?
"No reason."

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