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Wienermobile Crashes Into Pole

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-02-17, 09:02

An Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was involved in a single wienermobile crash on Sunday in Pennsylvania.

Officials say the giant hot dog on wheels slid off a road and slammed into a pole on Sunday in Enola, near Harrisburg.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/16/wienermobile-crash-pennsylvania_n_6693896.html

I wonder if the driver was dicking around with his cell phone when he hit the pole...?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-02-17, 09:03

Damn kids hotdogging it.
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Post by SeeRockCity 2015-02-17, 09:06

Let's be frank here. Nobody really likes the weiner mobile.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-02-17, 09:08

I would relish an opportunity to drive the wienermobile.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-02-17, 09:14

It's dangerous to jam your weiner like that. I hope he had a condiment on.
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Post by SeeRockCity 2015-02-17, 09:16

Turtleneck wrote:I would relish an opportunity to drive the wienermobile.


Not me, all of that extra weight, you'd constantly be having to play catch-up when traveling with normal vehicles.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-02-17, 09:16

I hope he put some mustard into it. I heard he lost control trying to ketchup.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-02-17, 09:27

SeeRockCity wrote:

Not me, all of that extra weight, you'd constantly be having to play catch-up when traveling with normal vehicles.

All I know is that with a national pork shortage, this could not have happened at a wurst time.
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Post by SeeRockCity 2015-02-17, 09:28

Turtleneck wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:

Not me, all of that extra weight, you'd constantly be having to play catch-up when traveling with normal vehicles.

All I know is that with a national pork shortage, this could not have happened at a wurst time.

If it's not the wurst, it's certainly in the ballpark.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-02-17, 09:30

I thought only Blanche had ever smashed his weiner against a pole.


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Post by Turtleneck 2015-02-17, 09:46

I wonder how hard the police grilled the driver about the cause of the accident?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-02-17, 10:52

I wonder when they'll erect a new pole.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-02-17, 11:26

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I wonder when they'll erect a new pole.

That's a good question. Probably after utility company execs have a meating about this.
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