some fattie just blocked me on tinder

Look slut. I only message you BC you have big tits, like to show them off, and appear to like to get wasted and party. Asking you "who do you like in the derby" is not terribly offensive since your from Kentucky.

Granted, given your lack of body pics so I assume fat ass, you may have thought I was talking about you, but I wasn't

Shouldn't this be. I got a fatty, get me some tinda!

Keep swinging away slugger. You'll make contact.

Blanch, how much do you think she weighed?

I used to find that fatties made great slump busters.

OTPT blocked you on here and he's fat too.

Rocinante wrote:Keep swinging away slugger. You'll make contact.

Already banging a chick. Meeting her tonight at a brewery then spending the night at her place after I get too drunk.

Problem is she insists that I don't try to bang anyone else and I simply cannot accept this at this time

steveschneider wrote:Blanch, how much do you think she weighed?

I used to find that fatties made great slump busters.

Nothing crazy. More big boned if you know what I mean. Probably @140, but I haven't banged a chick with a gut in at least 5 years, and max out my fattie lifetime quota back in 2007

LoneWolfSparty wrote:OTPT blocked you on here and he's fat too.

Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life

Just so we're clear. This isn't a thread asking for weed?

Blanch32 wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Blanch, how much do you think she weighed?

I used to find that fatties made great slump busters.

Nothing crazy. More big boned if you know what I mean. Probably @140, but I haven't banged a chick with a gut in at least 5 years, and max out my fattie lifetime quota back in 2007

Good for you on the 5 year streak. I never wanted to do a fatty, but when the bat goes cold a fatty can help break a slump.

steveschneider wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:
Nothing crazy. More big boned if you know what I mean. Probably @140, but I haven't banged a chick with a gut in at least 5 years, and max out my fattie lifetime quota back in 2007

Good for you on the 5 year streak. I never wanted to do a fatty, but when the bat goes cold a fatty can help break a slump.

Don't let the bat get cold. Never let the bat get cold.....

LoneWolfSparty wrote:OTPT blocked you on here and he's fat too.

wrong twice in one reply. Lower than your average.

Rocinante wrote:Keep swinging away slugger. You'll make contact.

Blanch32 wrote:Look slut. I only message you BC you have big tits, like to show them off, and appear to like to get wasted and party. Asking you "who do you like in the derby" is not terribly offensive since your from Kentucky.

Granted, given your lack of body pics so I assume fat ass, you may have thought I was talking about you, but I wasn't

Maybe it's because you look like a jockey and she's looking for some heavier duty pipe?

Blanch32 wrote:Look slut. I only message you BC you have big tits, like to show them off, and appear to like to get wasted and party. Asking you "who do you like in the derby" is not terribly offensive since your from Kentucky.

Granted, given your lack of body pics so I assume fat ass, you may have thought I was talking about you, but I wasn't

You should remove your profile picture if you don't want to get blocked.

LooseGoose wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Look slut. I only message you BC you have big tits, like to show them off, and appear to like to get wasted and party. Asking you "who do you like in the derby" is not terribly offensive since your from Kentucky.

Granted, given your lack of body pics so I assume fat ass, you may have thought I was talking about you, but I wasn't

You should remove your profile picture if you don't want to get blocked.

What's wrong with the lord and savior?