are you a swirler?

Since the board is beyond dead today and rather discuss uofm players, I thought I'd ask this question. Never knew this was slang until like 5 mins ago via tinder

Had to go to the leasing office just now and they had fresh popcorn made with a bunch of different options for seasoning. I picked bacon cheddar.

Tim Wakefield wrote:Had to go to the leasing office just now and they had fresh popcorn made with a bunch of different options for seasoning. I picked bacon cheddar.

Seriously? Bacon cheddar? Always partial to garlic salt.

Bacon cheddar sounds awesome. Real bacon and real cheddar?

Would have normally went with garlic salt but the bacon cheddar caught my eye. I'd rate it a 7 out of 10

Tim Wakefield wrote:Would have normally went with garlic salt but the bacon cheddar caught my eye. I'd rate it a 7 out of 10

solid back up if the GS runs out.

I was the swirler and guys like blanch were the swirlee. Sometimes I'd drop a BM first and not flush before doling out the swirley.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I was the swirler and guys like blanch were the swirlee. Sometimes I'd drop a BM first and not flush before doling out the swirley.

Sorry bee, dudes that hide behind keyboards are never the swirler.

Blanch32 wrote:Since the board is beyond dead today and rather discuss uofm players, I thought I'd ask this question. Never knew this was slang until like 5 mins ago via tinder

Dead? Wisconsin vs. Vermont dairy is the kind of debate that brings in the traffic...and then the advertising money...and then the profit sharing checks...and then the vacation homes in Tuscany.

blanch is going to meet this girl some day:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/an-artist-found-an-amazing-way-to-get-back-at-creepy-men-on#.jfVLMgLEQ

Snake Plissken wrote:blanch is going to meet this girl some day:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/an-artist-found-an-amazing-way-to-get-back-at-creepy-men-on#.jfVLMgLEQ

I am only creep in person. However I don't think this chick has a sense of humor and loves fat dudes for some reason

And remember she's saying yes to these dudes on tinder in the first place, so apparently she's a poor judge of character to begin with..... And loves fat dudes. Chick needs to join the hipster revolution and move to the Midwest. Think she'd be in heaven

Snake Plissken wrote:blanch is going to meet this girl some day:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/an-artist-found-an-amazing-way-to-get-back-at-creepy-men-on#.jfVLMgLEQ

Eh, I'm guessing that girl is a "practice girl" type and is ugly. Tinder isn't for finding a soul mate.

Marc Summers wrote:

Snake Plissken wrote:blanch is going to meet this girl some day:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/an-artist-found-an-amazing-way-to-get-back-at-creepy-men-on#.jfVLMgLEQ

Eh, I'm guessing that girl is a "practice girl" type and is ugly. Tinder isn't for finding a soul mate.

Or for posting pics with your kid! Seriously, wtf message is that! " I need to get laid, but meet my kid first??!"

Blanch32 wrote:

Marc Summers wrote:

Eh, I'm guessing that girl is a "practice girl" type and is ugly. Tinder isn't for finding a soul mate.

Or for posting pics with your kid! Seriously, wtf message is that! " I need to get laid, but meet my kid first??!"

Single girls with kids are so desperate that they must put themselves out there as much as possible. I'd honestly date a fat chick before a single mother, and most single moms know that as well.

Marc Summers wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Or for posting pics with your kid! Seriously, wtf message is that! " I need to get laid, but meet my kid first??!"

Single girls with kids are so desperate that they must put themselves out there as much as possible. I'd honestly date a fat chick before a single mother, and most single moms know that as well.

Fuck that. The extra 50 lbs in child form can be actually entertaining and fun unlike the extra 50 lbs of human flesh

Blanch32 wrote:

Marc Summers wrote:

Single girls with kids are so desperate that they must put themselves out there as much as possible. I'd honestly date a fat chick before a single mother, and most single moms know that as well.

Fuck that.  The extra 50 lbs in child form can be actually entertaining and fun unlike the extra 50 lbs of human flesh

Please, elaborate...

-4bin