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Post by Marc Summers Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:19

Does this stuff actually work well?

I convinced my doctor to write me a prescription. Figure it will be good to have on vacations and such when I'm on a four day bender and tired out of my mind.
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Post by InTenSity Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:27

You must be old.
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Post by Marc Summers Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:30

InTenSity wrote:You must be old.
In my 20s.
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Post by The Pantry Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:32

Buddies complaining you're not packin' the fudge like you use to...?
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Post by steveschneider Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:35

I'm probably about 5-6 years away from needing some.

Don't ever waste a boner guys, they won't be around forever.
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Post by InTenSity Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:36

Marc Summers wrote:
InTenSity wrote:You must be old.
In my 20s.
You might want to see a Dr if you can't get it up for a fatty in your twenties. Sorry bout your luck bro, happens to the best of us.
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Post by Marc Summers Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:37

InTenSity wrote:
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In my 20s.
You might want to see a Dr if you can't get it up for a fatty in your twenties. Sorry bout your luck bro, happens to the best of us.

I get it up just fine while sober. This is to make sure I can perform at all times, regardless of what has been ingested.
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Post by InTenSity Mon 18 May 2015 - 22:43

Marc Summers wrote:
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You might want to see a Dr if you can't get it up for a fatty in your twenties. Sorry bout your luck bro, happens to the best of us.

I get it up just fine while sober. This is to make sure I can perform at all times, regardless of what has been ingested.
I think you have cancer.
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Post by Cameron Tue 19 May 2015 - 0:05

Anyone here a frequent user of Viagra?  3tfpy6
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Post by pulling69 Tue 19 May 2015 - 0:18

OP posts a lot from New Jersey....Pfizer HQ isn't too far away, perhaps you can walk in and become a guinea pig?
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Post by Turtleneck Tue 19 May 2015 - 1:06

pulling69 wrote:OP posts a lot from New Jersey....Pfizer HQ isn't too far away, perhaps you can walk in and become a guinea pig?

Nucky is Chris Christie?
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Post by xsanguine Tue 19 May 2015 - 1:09

I'm very fortunate to have great genes in this particular area but I've taken this (pictured below) a couple of times and actually been told not to do it again by the ladies in question because it was, quote; "too much".

Anyone here a frequent user of Viagra?  Samurai-x-penis-enlargement-pill-500x500

It feels like you may just burst something. I imagine if you're average or below average it would help you get that extra oomph in the girth department to not be made fun of in her circle of friends afterwards.
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Post by Cameron Tue 19 May 2015 - 2:51

If you can't get it up after drinking, you're a pussy, but stop drinking. If you're in your 20s (as I am), you should need no help.

I don't really know what point I have to make with this post, other than that if you can't get your dick hard, you are not a man. Normally, I would spend some time searching tGoogle for memes, but you aren't worth it. Fuck you, girly-man...
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Post by Dr. Strangelove Tue 19 May 2015 - 7:27

I'm old. I got no problem the first time but the second.....

Anyway I've sampled them all and I give Cialis the Dr. Strangelove seal of approval.

Viagra made me dizzy after I shot my nut
Levitra was lame
Cialis was the real deal.

Have your Doctor sample you - he's got all of them in his pill locker. Also Cialis offers a 30 day free of their daily - redeem the coupon. You can take 2 of the daily doses as a single boner session dose.
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Post by Marc Summers Tue 19 May 2015 - 7:34

xsanguine wrote:I'm very fortunate to have great genes in this particular area but I've taken this (pictured below) a couple of times and actually been told not to do it again by the ladies in question because it was, quote; "too much".

Anyone here a frequent user of Viagra?  Samurai-x-penis-enlargement-pill-500x500

It feels like you may just burst something. I imagine if you're average or below average it would help you get that extra oomph in the girth department to not be made fun of in her circle of friends afterwards.
Does that stuff work with coke dick?
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Post by Nommad2 Tue 19 May 2015 - 11:19

I don't think viagra cures whiskey dick. Try for a hotter girl at the bar next time, instead of waiting for the last fattie no one wanted.
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Post by Marc Summers Tue 19 May 2015 - 11:28

Nommad2 wrote:I don't think viagra cures whiskey dick. Try for a hotter girl at the bar next time, instead of waiting for the last fattie no one wanted.

I don't know for certain, but why wouldn't it fix whiskey dick? It directs blood flow to the penis.
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Post by Nommad2 Tue 19 May 2015 - 11:41

Marc Summers wrote:
Nommad2 wrote:I don't think viagra cures whiskey dick. Try for a hotter girl at the bar next time, instead of waiting for the last fattie no one wanted.

I don't know for certain, but why wouldn't it fix whiskey dick? It directs blood flow to the penis.
Viagra thins the blood, it doesn't direct it anywhere. You thin the blood when intoxicated, you're more likely to get the spins or pass out. You'll only amplify the effects of being drunk.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Tue 19 May 2015 - 11:46

Marc Summers wrote:
Nommad2 wrote:I don't think viagra cures whiskey dick. Try for a hotter girl at the bar next time, instead of waiting for the last fattie no one wanted.

I don't know for certain, but why wouldn't it fix whiskey dick? It directs blood flow to the penis.
it directs blood flow to Jim Harbaugh?
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Post by Floyd Robertson Tue 19 May 2015 - 12:10

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Post by xsanguine Tue 19 May 2015 - 20:25

Marc Summers wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I'm very fortunate to have great genes in this particular area but I've taken this (pictured below) a couple of times and actually been told not to do it again by the ladies in question because it was, quote; "too much".

Anyone here a frequent user of Viagra?  Samurai-x-penis-enlargement-pill-500x500

It feels like you may just burst something. I imagine if you're average or below average it would help you get that extra oomph in the girth department to not be made fun of in her circle of friends afterwards.
Does that stuff work with coke dick?

It worked with heroin, so there's a good chance it'd work with coke dick.
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Post by pulling69 Tue 19 May 2015 - 22:51

xsanguine wrote:
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Does that stuff work with coke dick?

It worked with heroin, so there's a good chance it'd work with coke dick.

You are getting married soon IIRC......How crazy is your bachelor party going to get? Real life Veal Bad Things???
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Post by xsanguine Tue 19 May 2015 - 23:03

pulling69 wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

It worked with heroin, so there's a good chance it'd work with coke dick.

You are getting married soon IIRC......How crazy is your bachelor party going to get? Real life Veal Bad Things???

I got married last weekend. sunny

The b-party wasn't too crazy. One of my groomsmen almost got in a fight with this wannabe tough guy within 30 seconds of getting on the train to go out. But my guy took his shirt off on the train and the other guy got a lot more quiet once that happened (my groomsman is a pretty muscular dude), also considering it would have been 7 on 1... I took some video of it, I'll have to post it when I get a chance.

After that we just did some drinking, some strippers, and we were back home by 4:30am. We behaved ourselves.
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