what should I make for dinner tonight?

I live alone. I'm drunk watching the USA women play soccer. I don't want to order food. I can cook at an above average level (I give myself a 6/10, 5 being average)

So what should I make?

It's after 8:00. Just drink at this point. No need to eat.

Yeah. only now do I realize how much this thread sucks

Ass Dan wrote:Yeah. only now do I realize how much this thread sucks

Fuck I can't wait for football to start back up

Can you tell me what's in your fridge/cupboard/under the sink right now so I can tell you what to make? Don't leave anything out

I'm watching women's soccer too but am sadly sober. Let's see if I can catch up by the 70th minute or so

Take the first five things you see in your fridge and get creative.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Take the first five things you see in your fridge and get creative.

First thing is mustard. Hope that helps.

I have noodles I can make, leftover brisket, brown rice (don't want to use that honestly) peppers, onions, numerous sauces. What do you think?

Ass Dan wrote:I have noodles I can make, leftover brisket, brown rice (don't want to use that honestly) peppers, onions, numerous sauces. What do you think?

Warm up the brisket and make some kind of butter noodle situation with it.

I don't know. That's all I've got for you. I didn't help.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:I have noodles I can make, leftover brisket, brown rice (don't want to use that honestly) peppers, onions, numerous sauces. What do you think?

Warm up the brisket and make some kind of butter noodle situation with it.

I don't know. That's all I've got for you. I didn't help.

You are the most underrated poster on this board. Thanks brah.

Ass Dan wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Warm up the brisket and make some kind of butter noodle situation with it.

I don't know. That's all I've got for you. I didn't help.

You are the most underrated poster on this board.  Thanks brah.

+1, like and RT

Nothing in the freezer?

You probably have a bag of Doritos. Smash em up, coat the brisket with them, and pan fry it.

Tacos. They are always good.

Make some shit on a shingle.

I normally drink my dinner.

You could have made ceviche

The Pantry wrote:You could have made ceviche

Seconded. Extra soupy.

Ass Dan wrote:I live alone.

Why didn't you just skip the food and go right to getting a hooker?

Turtleneck wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:I live alone.

Why didn't you just skip the food and go right to getting a hooker?

...and blow.