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Post by DWags 2015-07-16, 16:35

"uhhh, Sheep lie"
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Post by steveschneider 2015-07-16, 16:44

orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-07-16, 16:57

Voodoo dick, my ass!
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-16, 17:18

And the bartender says "get the fuck out of here."
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Post by DWags 2015-07-16, 18:37

Rectum? Damn near killed him.
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-07-16, 18:55

It was a shitzu.

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Post by SpartanInNH 2015-07-16, 18:57

"Mom, sometimes you really piss me off."
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Post by InTenSity 2015-07-16, 18:59

You gotta go through a lotta shit to get a little pussy wet.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-07-16, 19:02

Michigan Wolverines
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Post by NigelUno 2015-07-16, 19:02

Drowning.
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Post by Tim Wakefield 2015-07-16, 19:40

DWags wrote:Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Liquor? I barely know her!
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Post by DWags 2015-07-16, 19:43

All of them. They all gave me 50 cents.
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Post by Rodeo Burger 2015-07-16, 20:03

Africa. There's millions of them.
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Post by HT 2015-07-16, 20:18

Left hook
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-07-16, 20:24

Blanch32
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-16, 21:48

He said "no, but I know a good plastic surgeon!"
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Post by AMwood 2015-07-16, 22:17

My new name is jimmy shitferbrains.
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Post by WBill 2015-07-16, 22:35

Let me find my truck and we can drive out of here.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2015-07-16, 23:14

Get off me homes.
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-07-16, 23:14

The dog is only seven years old.
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Post by WBill 2015-07-16, 23:36

Imagine that, two under par and me with a whippyshaft.
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Post by SBSpartan 2015-07-16, 23:38

Me, Jack burton!
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Post by WBill 2015-07-16, 23:43

Well do you think I wished for a 12 INCH PIANIST!
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Post by AMwood 2015-07-17, 07:21

that's not my dog.
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Post by AMwood 2015-07-17, 07:22

you can't be a clown, billy. you have aids.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 2015-07-17, 08:22

So then The Pope says, "I thought I told you to get the fuck outta here"
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Post by CheesySpartan 2015-07-17, 12:33

Am I supposed to know most of these because I don't.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-17, 12:38

CheesySpartan wrote:Am I supposed to know most of these because I don't.

OH SHIT! That's one of my favs.
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Post by The Ingenious Gentleman 2015-07-17, 12:48

No, but that's a real nice ski mask!
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-17, 12:51

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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-17, 13:38

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Post by Triple Sparty 2015-07-17, 14:24

To get to the other side.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-17, 14:36

I came to seize her berry, not bury Caesar.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-17, 14:36

Or maybe it's the other way around.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-17, 14:39

And then I wished for a 12-inch dick and this is what I got.
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Post by DWags 2015-07-17, 15:48

Did the guy shit your pants too?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-17, 16:14

So the husband says "what did your dentist say?"
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Post by DWags 2015-07-17, 16:35

I got a fuck for a duck and a duck for a fuck and 25 bucks for a fucked up duck.
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Post by WBill 2015-07-17, 18:56

Timing
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Post by Nordic 2015-07-17, 19:52

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