Are all epoxys the same?

I need to affix a slate shingle to a piece of rough (unsanded) wood. It's street art we recently bought in NOLA. I'm thinking Liquid Nails or PL, if it's available. Any other brands to consider? The slate is heavy and the epoxy needs to hold in perpetuity--not dry up and crumble in a year or two.
TIA.

Yes.

Sure. Probably. I don't know. I just feel bad that no one replied. What jerks.

No. Some give you better highs than others.

Snake is wrong. For gluing slate to wood you want this:



Do not over apply as it will splooge out from the edges. It's basically the same stuff as spray foam. Get the two surfaces damp and apply a few drops of this and clamp together. It's not going to come apart. Period.

Gomer wrote:Snake is wrong.

What?

Snake Plissken wrote:

Gomer wrote:Snake is wrong.

What?

He said you were wrong.

Turtleneck wrote:

He said you were wrong.

Oh...ok. That's what I thought.

Snake Plissken wrote:

Gomer wrote:Snake is wrong.

What?

This can't be the first time you've heard this.

Thanks for all of your responses. You guys are the ginchiest.

Hey OP,

Are you aware of any other product in the history of the human race where all of them are interchangeable?

I'm asking for a friend.