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Cursed with the World's Largest Dong
by Guest Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 9:13
Lonely life of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the world’s longest penis
*Now the official Swill excuse for lack of sex - women are terrified of our organ size.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said
"I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him*, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
*Now the official Swill excuse for lack of sex - women are terrified of our organ size.
Last edited by LooseGoose on Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 9:15; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Cursed with the World's Largest Dong
by Robert J Sakimano Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 9:14
I thought the world's largest penis is wearing khakis somewhere in Ann Arbor..
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Re: Cursed with the World's Largest Dong
by DWags Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 9:16
I believe that's the worlds largest vagina. Don't know for sure thoughRobert J Sakimano wrote:I thought the world's largest penis is wearing khakis somewhere in Ann Arbor..
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Re: Cursed with the World's Largest Dong
by Blanch32 Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 10:28
LooseGoose wrote:Lonely life of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the world’s longest penis“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said
"I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him*, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
*Now the official Swill excuse for lack of sex - women are terrified of our organ size.
Alright enough is enough. Pls stop posting personal Info!! Mod where are you???
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