Don't blow the place up

Safe travels! You are going to the Western game? That sounds like an awesome time...enjoy it and Go Green!

It's insulting that you called me a fuckhead when I'm clearly a dickhead. Take a week to consider your words, pal.

InTenSity wrote:So, I'll be mostly lurking for the next week, while I'm on vacation. Someone shoot me details about where tailgates are and shit like that. Would like to meet up with some of you fuckheads at Oregon. If anyone wants to meet me at Shorts next week, lemme know when. Can't wait to get out of here!

Have fun, wave as you go through Grayling.

InTenSity wrote:So, I'll be mostly lurking for the next week, while I'm on vacation. Someone shoot me details about where tailgates are and shit like that. Would like to meet up with some of you fuckheads at Oregon. If anyone wants to meet me at Shorts next week, lemme know when. Can't wait to get out of here!

I'll probably be Mod by then. Just sayin.

InTenSity wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:
Have fun, wave as you go through Grayling.

I'll be going through Grayling in a few minutes. Anything in particular to wave at?

Where you headed bro?

Spikes Keg O' Nails actually serves a really good burger

Also Shirley's just W of Bear Lake Road serves a great breakfast.

There is also a cottage out that way on a small lake that gives fantastic all male group hand jobs. It's hard to find, but well worth the effort. At least, that's what I hear.

You really need to make your way out to Arcadia Bluffs. You seem like you're a better golfer than I am so you probably care about the golf experience a bit more than I do. Arcadia is a bit goofy for some holes. Absurdly, overly difficult. But you need to play/experience it. Try to just sit back and enjoy the experience and not worry so much about your score. It's probably 60-75 minutes from Torch.

Yeah, I hear you. It's kinda worth it, though. And I've played it like 5x. 

Have you played Forest Dunes? That one is next, just need to get the right tee times. I hear it's "perfect". Far less scenic but the perfect golf course. Minus the bugs.

We need to try to align your trip next year with WhiteBoyHatcherapalooza. 

I know we've had this convo, but seriously check out Grandview. I think I debunked your theory that it was like 4 hours away. It's like 25 min top from there and a fun, cheap course. And they won't object if you want to do beer-a-hole and do sand angels on 17. I know from experience.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We need to try to align your trip next year with WhiteBoyHatcherapalooza. 

I know we've had this convo, but seriously check out Grandview. I think I debunked your theory that it was like 4 hours away. It's like 25 min top from there and a fun, cheap course. And they won't object if you want to do beer-a-hole and do sand angels on 17. I know from experience.

If InTen is "serious about golf", you sure that would be a good idea, Clark?

In re: to Ty:

To play with us? For Thursday at nice course, yes. 

For Saturday dick-touching outing at Grandview, probably not. 

But jesus, it would be baptism by fire. And really funny for me to see a random guy that I barely know get initiated into my band of miscreants. I can't even imagine....we are a seriously special bunch of idiots. Seriously, if I am the #1 draft pick, you know we are a fucked up group of individuals.

InTenSity wrote:Just passed Grandview. Going to time it. I just like good courses. Honestly looking for value more than anything else. I'm a cheap bastard though.

If you want value, I can't emphasize it enough. And unless you run into an outing, you won't wait, either. 

Sweatergod, I love GV so much I will pay for your round. Not big timing but they've been soo good to me over the years. Tell me when you're playing.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:In re: to Ty:

To play with us? For Thursday at nice course, yes. 

For Saturday dick-touching outing at Grandview, probably not. 

But jesus, it would be baptism by fire. And really funny for me to see a random guy that I barely know get initiated into my band of miscreants. I can't even imagine....we are a seriously special bunch of idiots. Seriously, if I am the #1 draft pick, you know we are a fucked up group of individuals.

We should start recruiting one FNG every year. This would be great...

InTenSity wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:
Have fun, wave as you go through Grayling.

I'll be going through Grayling in a few minutes. Anything in particular to wave at?

WBH nailed it a couple of posts later.  If you're ever going through in the morning you could try Goodales bakery.   It's one of those love'm or hate'm places - I think it depends on who was baking the morning you're there.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:In re: to Ty:

To play with us? For Thursday at nice course, yes. 

For Saturday dick-touching outing at Grandview, probably not. 

But jesus, it would be baptism by fire. And really funny for me to see a random guy that I barely know get initiated into my band of miscreants. I can't even imagine....we are a seriously special bunch of idiots. Seriously, if I am the #1 draft pick, you know we are a fucked up group of individuals.

I forgot all about this, or maybe I repressed it. Anyhoos, if you guys are following through on the dick touching, isn't the "outing" already implied?

InTenSity wrote:Just passed Grandview. Going to time it. I just like good courses. Honestly looking for value more than anything else. I'm a cheap bastard though.

How far was it?

Blow it up.