I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
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xsanguine
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I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
A lot of ass play going on here tonight, and I don't like it. Who's getting drunk with me tonight?
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Re: I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
Jesus ... Somebody edit the title. I'm completely fucked
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I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.
brb
While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?
brb
While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?
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Re: I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
Pull down your pants and don't have your wife kiss the ass. Have her kiss the taint. That's when the party starts.
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Re: I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
xsanguine wrote:I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.
brb
While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?
Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
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Re: I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.tGreenWay wrote:xsanguine wrote:I ran out last night... I'll go to the store and get some more.
brb
While I'm gone... what we doing tonight?
Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
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What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.Masturbates wrote:Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.tGreenWay wrote:
Re-read the OP's first post: He wants assplay.
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InTenSity wrote:What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.Masturbates wrote:
Quite the contrary, amigo. I want to get drunk, hang out on the board and listen to my music loud and when I'm good and done, park my self in my wives ads.
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Pretty much this, she doesn't want to bang me because I have liquor on my breath. She sells ads in the back of magazines and for an average of 34.95 a day you can wait on her hand and foot.xsanguine wrote:InTenSity wrote:
What kind of ads does your wife do? Asking for a friend.
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Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!
My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
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Re: I gotta wipe my ass, i gotta wipe my dogs ass, kiss my woves ass
what are you drinking tonight Hatcher? I just slammed a pint of popov now I'm drinking the last of the wives frozen Daly'sWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!
My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
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Masturbates wrote:Pretty much this, she doesn't want to bang me because I have liquor on my breath.xsanguine wrote:
You just gonna take that?
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Right now I'm drinking my go to, which is Captain and Diet Dr. Pepper. I have my reasons so you shut your whore mouth.Masturbates wrote:what are you drinking tonight Hatcher? I just slammed a pint of popov now I'm drinking the last of the wives frozen Daly'sWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Going to get just drunk enough to fall asleep by 12 yet be functional and ready to rock at 8 AM. Departure slated for 11 AM and I have a bit of work to do in the AM to prep the tailgate. Can't wait. CAN'T WAIT!
My life must be returning to normal somewhat because I'm fucking fired up for tomorrow. WE'RE GONNA WIN SOOOOOOOO MUUCH.
Had golf league makeup from rainout earlier tonight. Got a nice buzz on with bourbon, had a beer at the bar after and now I'm trying to put myself to sleep.
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What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
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It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.xsanguine wrote:What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.xsanguine wrote:What reasons would that be, Caitlyn?
I got kids.
Never met 'em, but I got 'em.
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xsanguine wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
It wouldn't really make sense to you, you childless heathen.
I got kids.
Never met 'em, but I got 'em.
You going to the game tomorrow?
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Aye sir. I will be there to lend whatever drunken non-participatory support I can.
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Wow what a shite thread, talk about trying too hard, sorry boys. Yesterday was a real stinker
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